So I took the plunge and stopped by Freak Republikkk...

[strategery blunder]

I was curious to see how crappily their "freepathon" was coming, as benburch posted a thread a few days ago that Jimrob was scamming the poor little fweepies, and I found out that apparently Jimrob is well versed in Tom DeLay tactics for fleecing his sheeple.

Sadly it looks like Jimrob will succeed in his scam.

But I must now purge myself of the inherent evil of Freak Republikkk and go through the ritual of debunking the drivel...

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Howdy everyone!

Are you ready for a FReepathon!

Well, we're fresh back from two great patriotic rallies in Crawford, Texas and Washington, DC! And the good news is, I think we've stopped Cindy Sheehan and her would be antiwar movement dead in its tracks!!

Hoorah!!

Oh, is that why support for the Iraq war is at an all time low?

Cindy Sheehan go home! The 60's are dead and gone and your 15 minutes of fame is up!!

Cindy Sheehan has had a lot more than 15 minutes of fame. Also, see above.

Thank god!

Any self-respecting fundie would tell you that God's name should always be capitalized, you blasphemer.

Tens of thousands of communist inspired leftists descended on our nation's capital, but they left no lasting mark. I don't think the country is in the mood for putting up with the anti-American antics of aging hippies and drugged-out punk anarchists. There will be no massive Vietnam style antiwar movements. Not this time.

I don't think the country is in the mood to put up with the Iraqnam fiscal sinkhole while bills to rebuild the Gulf Coast loom. Gee, could that have anything to do with that record low support for Iraqnam?

America and freedom itself were attacked by cutthroat terrorists on 911 and our people will not forget. Our all volunteer army has knocked out the Taliban and Saddam Hussein's evil fascist party and army. Millions of people have been liberated from murderous tyrants. Saddam Hussein himself is languishing in prison awaiting his date with justice and the hangman. Democracy has been established in the middle east and with our continuing help will flourish. It will take some time but the scourge of terrorism will eventually be wiped off the face of the planet for all time.

So where's Osama-bin-hidin'? Oh, and in case you hadn't noticed, the Taliban lives as an insurgency; otherwise, we could have left Afghanistan already, unless we want to build a pipeline there. And we better be careful what we wish for regarding Iraqi democracy, because they just might vote the United States out if given half a chance.

Thank God for President Bush and our armed forces!

If you're so thankful for the armed forces, why don't you join them?

Thank God for our wonderful men and women in uniform!

Thank you all very much!!

Wouldn't YOU rather fight them over there than fight them over here? Oh, that might require some personal sacrifice...never mind...

P.S. The back to back rallies have just about depleted our cash reserves and we have some tax payments coming due this month so I've set our target a little bit higher this time.

Gimme all ur m0ney before I ZOT j00!!!1!
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OK, so that was probably unnecessary and painful, but I am clean. No, I wasn't insane enough to post.:)

[TallahasseeGrannie]

1. Well done

Now go take a shower!

[greekspeak]

2. Their opinion of free speech is apparently at an all time low

"Tens of thousands of communist inspired leftists descended on our nation's capital"

Yes...there is nothing that can inspire one to angrily march against the government to protect freedoms and American lives like totalilitarian communism. They need to stop bogarting the crack over there.

THEY HATE LEFT WINGERS FOR OUR FREEDOMS!!!

[Cassandra]

13. They so enjoy being anti-communists...

that they invent some when they run out of the real thing.

[greekspeak]

18. Communism is dead. It has been killed

Cuba must be the most successful communist country on earth.

China is as much a capitalist society as a communist society. Sure... there is a party apparatus that is the main control mechanism, but I disagree that only communism has that.

North Korea calls itself communist, but the descriptions I have heard of NK suggest a sort of theocracy, in which there is an extreme version of a personality cult ruling the country.

Then there are a lot of third world countries that are "communist" because it is the government de jour. There are successions of military juntas in power, and they are nominally democracies, republics, democratic republics, communist or fascist dictatorships, or even puppet monarchies.

[LynnTheDem]

3. Is this for real???! I didn't think even freeps were THAT STUPID.

Holy fuck.

[strategery blunder]

5. Bear in mind that this was a full-blown Jimrob post...

he is no ordinary freeper. He is the überfreeper of doom.

[LynnTheDem]

7. I hope he's just a liar, coz to be THAT STUPID would be

a horrible thing, even for a rightwingnut moran.

[jazzjunkysue]

27. LOL! Uberfreeper!!!!

:rofl:

[flying_wahini]

8. oh, yes they are!!!!

they are exactly that stupid.

[AussieDave]

4. Sometimes I get down and dirty and go wading

through the cesspit that's Freeperland - it's just hilarious (and infinitely sad) that so many people believe in and out-and-out worship Junior and his merry band of bandits. These people are completely disconnected from reality - do you think they'll be pissed when the KoolAid wears off ???

Tomorrow's headline:
"Katrina 911 calls still haven't decreased - Bush voters took two weeks to remember the number"

[strategery blunder]

6. "Bush voters took two weeks to remember the number"

:rofl:

[AussieDave]

11. Love your sigline logo - says it all..............

Freepers must LOVE poverty and ridicule - martyrdom at any price.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

16. Aye, same here.

I get spontaneous laughing--"These people are THAT stupid???--and vomiting--"These people ARE that stupid."

*sigh*

[SammyWinstonJack]

9. USA! USA! USA!

"P.S. The back to back rallies have just about depleted our cash reserves and we have some tax payments coming due this month so I've set our target a little bit higher this time." :rofl: Is he kidding? Could it have been the gas for his RV that depleted the cash reserves? Whata crook!

[kliljedahl]

10. WTF?

"The back to back rallies have just about depleted our cash reserves"

How much do 20 portapotties cost?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

14. ROFL! n/t

[strategery blunder]

20. Well, they can be fairly expensive.

:evilgrin: http://www.blacktieservices.com/Products/sale.asp :evilgrin:

We all know that you need luxury portapotties to entice more than fifty freepers to one of Jimrob's "great patriotic rallies."}(

[kliljedahl]

22. Those are pretty nice

I don't think the Freeps had anything like that. Their's looked more like this:

[strategery blunder]

24. Well, from JimRob himself...

"Finally, I finished off my day by writing a check for $2033.00... for porta-potties. I never knew it cost so much for a couple dozen "johns", but I'm sure willing to pay someone else to pick them up after it's all over."

:rofl:

If you dare

[brainshrub]

12. They think that Cindy Sheehan is responsible for the peace-movement.

Cindy is only the tip of the iceberg. Remember, she wasn't even in Crawford for two weeks, yet Camp Casey kept getting bigger.

What Ms. Sheehan did was give Americans an icon to rally around. She is not necessary to the peace-movement anymore than your shirt is necessary for you to exist.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

15. LOL--What idiots!

"Tens of thousands of communist inspired leftists descended on our nation's capital, but they left no lasting mark. I don't think the country is in the mood for putting up with the anti-American antics of aging hippies and drugged-out punk anarchists. There will be no massive Vietnam style antiwar movements. Not this time."

It's called freedom of speech. Basic right guaranteeed to us in, oh, the First Ammendment? Remember it, FReakers?

What year are we in--1984? "War is Peace! War is Peace!"

Please excuse me while I go vomit.

:puke:

[DaveJ]

17. And yet again

They are repeatedly connecting 911 with Saddam Hussein in the last full paragraph. No mention of Bin Laden of course (they don't spend much time on it).

[earth mom]

19. "FREAKS" or "FREAKERS" is a great name for em. eom

[crispini]

21. Wait a minute. The board members pay for him to go to rallies?

That's pretty sad.

[johnaries]

23. But he has to pay for all the updates and improvements he's

doing to the site.

Oh, wait - that's DU!

:rofl:

[Name removed]

29. Deleted message

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[janx]

25. You didn't by any chance post in any of the Plame threads,

did you?

[strategery blunder]

26. No

Simply reading that site is bad enough. I couldn't imagine posting there.:puke:

[jazzjunkysue]

28. Your country thanks you for your sacrifice. Now, go rent Mary Poppins,

and all that happy singing and dancing will cleanse you of the moral decay you have waded through.

The medal of freedom is in the mail.

[tsuki]

30. That's always been my call. Osama Bin Laden kills 3000 people

on American soil, and the Repukes can't FIND him? What's up with that?