Have You Slapped A LIBERAL TODAY?? I Have!

[matcom]

hear me out.

My boss, an Artist who is VERY socially LIBERAL, was shot down today.... by ME

See, i bring my copy of the Boston Globe in every day for the office to enjoy. HE takes the Sports section to his cube and reads ONLY THAT EVERY day.

Today the office was slow in the afternoon and he asks me....... "WOW so they elected Arnold? REALLY?"

Me: Yup. The Sheeple have spoken.
Him: What an embarrassment!
Me: Yup. You would think that people would be more concerned with a CIA agent who was outed by the POTUS.
Him: "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT"?
Me: You mean YOU don't KNOW?
Him: I HATE reading the front page of the paper....too depressing
Me: But YOU are a LIBERAL right?
Him: ABSOLUTELY!
Me: WHY?
Him: Don't know. Just think people should be allowed to do what they want.
Me: You know, "conservatives" would make the same argument to sway you
Him: Look, I HATE politics and the national news. Again, too depressing"
Him: So, WHY did people vote for Arnold anyway?
Me: SAME REASON YOU JUST GAVE ME......THEY (AND YOU) ARE COMPLETELY UNINFORMED! YOU are no different than THEM

Sorry all but an uninformed 'liberal' is in my book WORSE than an uninformed FREEPER!

HIS RESPONSE???????????????????

"Guess I should pay more attention"

:eyes:

[roguevalley]

1. I hope he does.

The idiot. :)

There are too many out there who are up to here
with this stuff but they must stay on task. Hugs
to you, honey.

[nadinbrzezinski]

2. Maybe he will

[Cha]

3. Toast!

:toast: Not today..I've been on DU all day but other days I've been gettin' some slaps in.

[MuseRider]

4. Good for you!

You are right, an uniformed liberal IS worse than an uninformed freeper. Unless, of course, they are just content to go along and bend over. Then they are not only unformed but irresponsible. Good for you. Tomorrow hand him the front page.

[Must_B_Free]

5. My boss hadn;t heard about Rush's drug bust

it was sweet telling that story.

[ibegurpard]

6. Good for you!

:toast:

[piece sine]

7. maybe he caught you fibbing

Bush himself didn't out Plame, like you told him, and people can been keenly aware of things without letting on. If you overplay your hand, the whole thing folds.

[Q]

8. I hope...

...he slaps you back.

[in_cog_ni_to]

9. So?

Did you tell him about the CIA espionage story? If so, what did he say?

[rucky]

10. Matcom's on a one-man Donkey-Slappin' spree today

yee-HAW!

:kick:

[bpilgrim]

11. konbanwa sensei

be gentle ;->

:hi:

peace

[matcom]

12. "GENTLE"????

GENTLE?????

NOMOTHERFUCKINGWAY BABY!!!

:D

[bpilgrim]

14. so desu

if you want the listener to hear you/us

rant here with us... we KNOW your rage :beer:

EACH 1 TEACH 1

:loveya:

peace

[matcom]

15. each 1 teach 1

i LIKE that!

[eleny]

13. Whip 'em into shape one at a time!