It Was in the Nat'l Enquirer - Last Night, Dave's Top 10 List

[UTUSN]

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http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/

Top Ten Signs Bush Is Drinking Again



10. "Begins every speech with, 'Dude, I'm so hungover'"

9. "Welcomed John Roberts with awkward, lingering hug"

8. "During recent speech, coughed up a swizzle stick"

7. "Now spells his name 'B-U-S-C-H'"

6. "Appointed Michael Brown head of Zima"

5. "He's been pronouncing words correctly"

4. "Next Supreme Court nominee: Johnny Walker Black"

3. "He's been asking Clinton for 'That hefty girl's telephone number'"

2. "Even the twins are urging him to slow down"

1. "Called a cabinet meeting to discuss 'Laura's dynamite ass'"



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[CatWoman]

1. ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

those are too funny!!!!

[zbdent]

2. # 5 is scary

[Dinger]

3. Wow, Dave Doesn't Mess Around When It Comes To bu$h!

:woohoo:

[mzteris]

4. good!

The more people are talking about this, the better. Maybe the freeps will start to get a clue that their idol has feet (and a head) of clay.

[sybylla]

5. OMG, that is hilarious

He usually has one or two duds among the list but this one is spot on.

[CatWoman]

6. I'm borrowing this from Bartcop

[texpatriot2004]

7. I love Letterman. LOL n/t