How to impersonate any RW'er

[ck4829]

Do you want to impress your friends by acting like a RW'er and making fun of them?

Of course you do!

Here's how.

George W. Bush - Be sure the answer to even the simplest question takes at least 30 seconds. Be sure to be hesitant and add lots of 'words' like "uh" throughout your answer.

Dick Cheney - Keep your lips parted but keep your teeth clenched while talking.

Condoleezza Rice - Be unreliable with "I didn't know", "How could I have known that would happen", "If you would have given me more information, I could have done something", etc.

John Roberts - Spice up your conversations with "I can't answer that", "I can't address that", "I feel the need to stay away from the discussion", "I don't remember", "I do not feel it appropriate for me to comment", etc.

Pat Robertson - Finish every conversation with "Let's pray to God" and then while doing this, put a look on your face so that it looks as though you are being smote by God Herself.

Do you think you know how to impersonate a RW'er?

*Update* - The 'liberal' Media version

Bill O'Really - When talking to your friends, out of the blue, you should start screaming "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"

Michelle Malkin - Master your fish face and you will master Michelle

Lou Dobbs - Rant about those "UNDOCUMENTED MIGRANT WORKERS!!!!!!"

[porphyrian]

1. Generally, just be a smug asshole with entitlement issues. - n/t

[AzDar]

2. Very nice! (and accurate).... n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Not without dropping my drawers...............

[leftofthedial]

4. broomstick up the ass

lose every trace of irony

lie

steal

constantly blame others, point the finger and pass the buck

preach faux morality

[maine_raptor]

5. Physical appearance is important too

Make sure knuckles drag on ground as much as possible.

While listening to "liberal", check for lice in underarm pits. If any found, its a bonus and a tasty treat.

Always wear a t-shirt with a political statement with at least one word mis-spelled.

These three simple tips will help you fit right into RW land without even having to open your mouth.

[BlueJac]

6. Look like this.....

[ThoughtCriminal]

7. Just ask: What would Judas do?

And collect the silver.

[DemGirl7]

8. Act like an asshole

and come down with what seems to be a serious case of foot in mouth disease.:7