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Edited on Thu Sep-15-05 08:28 PM by freemen2005
As Bush along the grass to give his speech, we all watched with bated breath as he succesfully reached the podium. Deep in our hearts we secretly wished that he would trip, but alas it was not to be so.
As Bush gave his little fluffy speech, to pacify and reasure the bible thumping populace that all 'is well', he realised that perhaps he shouldnt have done that last line of coke. Boy was his jaw ever bugging him. But thats how George likes to get down, he's a coke guy. Some guys like a scotch on the rocks; Bush likes his coke.
As his speech progressed his twitching jaw got progrssively worse and it distracted him at times from his teleprompted speech. But he was determined. Determined to let the people know that he would indeed find out who was responsible and it sure as heck wouldnt be him. Afterall, what use would it be to have put all those folks in places of power if you couldnt use them to your advantage. Besides, daddy wouldnt have it any other way.
Feeling good about himself once finished giving his teleprompted speech, Bush headed off for a cozy nights sleep in the confines of his bunker. Another day, another fixed poll and another contract to share with best friends, life is indeed sweet.
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