Who volunteers to Chimp-watch tonight?

[Horse with no Name]

I don't have the stomach for it--but I am saving my outrage.:mad:

[Mend]

1. not us....

rather have our fingernails pulled out one at a time.

[I Have A Dream]

2. Not me!

:puke:

[napi21]

3. Not me either, but somebody on DU will I'm sure! n/t

[cwydro]

4. I just don't

think I can do it...gonna let my dog watch. She's a little more intelligent than he is and can fill me in tomorrow.

[shadowknows69]

5. im a sadist ill do it

i can usually last about 60% of it.

[cwydro]

7. if you are really a sadist

you'll watch it on Fox.x(

[annabanana]

14. that would be a masochist...

a sadist would make ME watch it... shudder

[shadowknows69]

15. i stand corrected

wanna watch it with me?

[annabanana]

17. not sure... how long is it gonna be?

(got to watch my blood pressure)

[cwydro]

18. i stand corrected too

the networks are sadists for putting it on at all.

[spinbaby]

6. I will

I plan to be drunk though.

[cwydro]

10. I could watch drunk

but I have to work tomorrow, and drunk, I might throw something at the TV.

[KyndCulture]

8. I'll listen and drink heavily. nt.

[AuntiBush]

9. OOH-NOOOO! I Can't Either! But...

Doesn't "Crooks & Liars" do it for us?
http://www.crooksandliars.com/

Me. When I see "any of them," I head into that thingy below.

:puke::banghead::banghead::banghead::puke:

[MrTriumph]

11. COUNT THE JAW SWING! Anyone want to place a bet on how many times?

Maybe he is chewing a pretzel. Maybe he has TMJ. In any case, $20 says he swings his jaw 15 times or more. Any takers?

[DoYouEverWonder]

12. I'll buy a round

For anyone whose brave enough to drink and watch.

[Generic Other]

13. You mean we don't get paid??

That sucks.

[Justpat]

16. I can't do it.

I had pea soup for dinner...