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CrackpotAmerica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 09:24 AM
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Oh, Sweet Jesus. . . Oh My God... Oh No. etc. . .
I just watched the President's address to the UN. . .

Basically, the impression that I got from it was that he gave them the advice that he has ignored himself.

When the transcript comes out, I am going to do a find and replace, and replace "The United Nations" with "The Bush Administration."

I would bet my last penny that my revision would make perfect sense.

Also, I saw John Bolton abruptly jump out of his seat and practically run from the floor of the UN.

What was up with that?

Insufferable Douchebags. Every last one of them.
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 09:30 AM
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1. DO AS I SAY; NOT AS I DO! n/t
Maybe Bolton had the runs?
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PatrioticLeftie Donating Member (909 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 09:32 AM
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2. Maybe Bolton's stache was falling off
Again
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peacetalksforall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 09:32 AM
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3. Please tell us more about Bolton.
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CrackpotAmerica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 09:33 AM
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4. I Don't Know Why, But. . .
He really took off.

I would love to know why...

Maybe he had to go to the "Situation Room" really bad!
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wordout Donating Member (355 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 09:39 AM
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5. Bolton
remembered he left his pocket pussy laying out on his desk and the door unlocked.

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CrackpotAmerica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 09:40 AM
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7. LOL N\T
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movie_girl99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 09:44 AM
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9. LOL...thanks for that n/t
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Politicub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 10:06 AM
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19. Now I have to clean coffee off my monitor!
:rofl:
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Syncronaut Seven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 11:53 AM
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26. What's a pocket pussy?
Do they scratch?
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 11:58 AM
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27. Not here, just ask John Bolton
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lectrobyte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 12:50 PM
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29. Speaking of synchronicity, I just saw this article about, ah,
adult novelties sold in vending machines in Japan. I think it has a pic of one

http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2005/08/curiosities-from-japans-porno-shops.html
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whirlygigspin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 09:40 AM
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6. Peoples of the earth we come in peace...
Did you see anyone wearing bullshit protectors?

Chosen one of the Creator and Master of the Universe, the Mule Emperor George addresses the UN but can't read a newspaper.

--and how long do monkeys have to keep flying out of my but before the morons who keep voting for these freaks wake up?

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all.of.me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 09:49 AM
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11. mars attacks
lol
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 09:41 AM
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8. Irritable bowel?
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CrackpotAmerica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 09:46 AM
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10. Did Anyone Else See Bolton's Dash? Please Comment.
I have got to know why... It's burning a hole in my brain.
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woodsprite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 10:04 AM
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18. Probably thought he'd have a chance to
push the button on Iran since everyone was preoccupied with *'s speech.
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whatever4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 09:50 AM
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12. And violent and genocidal and they're all ours
What really gets to me sometimes is how these monsters look and sound like the ordinary us, you know? If you happen to be lilly white, that is, which I am, bewildered and ashamed along with so many others, taken along for the ride, white culture in denial. We share the same culture, sorta, the same history, the same everything, but for all that, they don't represent what we are AT ALL. But you'd never pick them out in a crowd. They look just like us.

We aren't any safer from them than the rest of the world is either. Anyone not in that top percentage of income bracket is cannon fodder. Maybe when America realizes that, it will stop. When more people realize that this admin and the individuals pushing it forward are, in effect, cannibals. They betray and eat their own. I cannot think of what is worse. Utter lack of ethics or civilization.

I believe the Russians see that as reprehensible, to be lacking culture? To be so crude and crass, cowboy-style without the bravery or brains, left only with brutality and selfishness, unrefined to the point of savagery. I have to agree with them on that. I can understand why Putin, though he may not be a better man ethically, is yet still a better man than Bush. He at least has the dignity to try to speak intelligently, act as if he believes in reason. He may not actually treat his people any better, but at least he does not see fit to shame them all the while, to the rest of the world, like airing dirty laundry.

Bush lives down to virtually every negative expectation of America. Today. Tomorrow. Yesterday. Our history now, our legacy, for all to see.
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Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 10:01 AM
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15. Russians
Russians don't have the diversity of peoples. And it seems the current administration in our country is taking advantage of differences in class to make the wealthy, wealthier. However, I think we are still ahead of Russia socially, because their ruling class doesn't even pretend to be about government for the people.

Like in the movie "Its a wonderful life", occasionally we have to overcome the "Potters" of the world so other people can breath and live.

(just some thoughts, I know I am not an expert on any of this).
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CrackpotAmerica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 10:07 AM
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20. Russians have "Ethnic Diversity" Americans Have "Ethnic" and "Racial"...
Edited on Wed Sep-14-05 10:21 AM by CrackpotAmerica
...diversity.

The main difference is that when one is "racially" different, it can be seen with the naked eye.

However, your point is still valid as the notion of "class" is a dominant element in every society.

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whatever4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 10:16 AM
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21. Thank you for your thoughts
and I'm not an expert either; it'd be a presidential-sized lie to say I am ;) Those are good points, I have to agree, we are a different population, and we "started out" differently as a nation. I think I target more the man we have in charge compared to Putin, along with their culture. It's older than ours, and one thing I know is that they have this idea of "civilized behavior" that we seem to lack. More pride maybe? Being brutish isn't seen as a admirable trait. Bush has done nothing for our pride, that's for sure. Ego with nothing to back it up, and not nearly enough intestinal fortitude to even admit it afterward, probably not even to himself. But I guess if he, himself, were REALLY the source of the problem, it wouldn't be so bad. We wouldn't be so bad off. But he's not. He's just the jerk that seems to enjoy making us look bad, worse, than ever.

He doesn't have to make us LOOK like such pathetic fools too, you know, on top of everything else? Preachin' to the choir, I know. Time to stop rambling.
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CrackpotAmerica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 09:55 AM
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13. Well Said, whatever4!
Edited on Wed Sep-14-05 09:56 AM by CrackpotAmerica
Thanks for sharing. . .

Nothing beats good writing.


I wrote this the other day.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=103&topic_id=156382&mesg_id=156382
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whatever4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 10:17 AM
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22. Oh gee, thanks, that was nice of ya :) Off to read yours now nm
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whatever4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 10:24 AM
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23. That was a GREAT read, that link, Good job and thanks!! nm
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CrackpotAmerica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 10:27 AM
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24. Thanks
I didn't get such a good response on that one for some odd reason.

It got picked up by Radio News America, who pick up a lot of my writings, but I haven't heard many replies from my base (the DU.)

Maybe people are getting sick of my babbelings! :)
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whatever4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 10:47 AM
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25. So you do this stuff regularly then?
It shows :) That's cool, good for you. Don't know why you didn't get a good response to this one; you must typically write better than that, which imo must be pretty good.

What you said, it's what a lot of us feel, and we're going to be talking about it for many years to come. MANY years, I'm sure. It's not just idle politics anymore, and it's a shock to come to that realization when it's coupled with anger, fear and shame. It's a bug in my bonnet for sure, this admin and everything they've done, and are still doing. I find myself constantly wanting to jump ahead in things, get right to it, dispense with the BS and have a good long look at things. Formulating opinions before numerous other sources try to form them for me. I babble too, and appreciate those that do it better.

What a pleasure, thanks :)
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Liberaler Donating Member (104 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 09:57 AM
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14. Not even the First Lady understands what he says!
During his speech, they quickly switched the picture over to his wife and what did we see? I almost peed on myself, coffee flew all over the place.... She was fumbling with the earpiece that provides translations of the speech! Translation! LOLOLOL Cracked me up!
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TexanDem Donating Member (786 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 12:43 PM
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28. Anybody out there who can get a still of that! Hysterical!
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CrackpotAmerica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 10:01 AM
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16. HA!
I didn't catch that.

I wish I had taped it.

Hopefully Jon Stewert will have something.. ..

Jon, If you are a closet DU'er, please get to the bottom of the UN- SHLUNEN we saw today!
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The Sleeper Donating Member (229 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 10:02 AM
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17. "Yeah, but....
I just paid GOOD money for my new "Iranian Ayatolllah Ass" kickers and a matching cowboy hat. So it's a done deal, see ?"
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