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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 09:27 PM
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so folks are AFRAID to tell bush bad news....let ME tell him
i hereby volunteer to tell bush all the bad news, right to his monkey ass face.

SEND MO PAUL TO TELL BUSH THE BAD NEWS!
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 09:29 PM
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1. Can I watch? n/t
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 09:29 PM
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2. You gonna get one of those cool Halloween costumes to wear
when you visit him? :evilgrin:
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 09:30 PM
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3. Helmet and flak jacket or no deal.
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neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 09:32 PM
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5. What about duct tape?
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 09:32 PM
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4. "Bush is dumb & cranky" - The new talking points.
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RallyInDC Donating Member (191 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 09:33 PM
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6. here's the bad news bush.........YOU'RE FIRED!
america says "GET THE FUCCCK OUT OF THAT WHITE HOUSE, PRONTO AND AMERICA IS YOUR BOSS BUDDY!!!!!!!!!"

sorry it didnt work out. go join the carlyle group like a good boy!!!

:rofl: :rofl:
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wellstone_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 09:35 PM
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7. He "yells" at me it would be the last time
he "yells" at anyone who doesn't yell back. Who the hell does this monkey think he is?

Can you say "mean drunk?" Sure you can.

The first time I heard of him as a candidate it was the charming story of him asking Mrs. Monkey what she thought of a speech. She didn't like it and he drove the car through the back of the garage--0--how that was considered "amusing" was a mystery then and a mystery to me still. I thought it showed a violent nature and a bully with real problems. Now he "yells" at grown men who fear him?
(I won't get into their problems...)

I'll tell ya "bad news" you little pissant and I'll laugh in your face if you "yell" at me.
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 09:38 PM
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8. I say we use a mask...
... like the Grand Mute in "The Kremlin Letter" so we all get a turn. Not fair for you to have all the fun.... :)
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RallyInDC Donating Member (191 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 09:41 PM
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9. tell him what an idiot exscuse for an asshole he is!!!!! and FIRE him.
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 09:42 PM
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10. oooooohhhhh, take a tape recorder with you when you tell him
So you have a recording of him going ballistic! Then send it to Olberman, and every other news agency you can.
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atommom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-12-05 09:45 PM
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11. Make sure you have mental health professionals on hand
to restrain him when he turns into a slavering monster! Although, on second thought, a tranquilizer dart would probably work just fine.

AND I want the video posted here immediately! :D
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