Comic relief: When Chimpy passes, whenever that is, and he

[texpatriot2004]

meets his maker, his "Christian" God who talks to him about his actions while he was here on Earth what are the odds that the chimps reply will be "what didn't go right?"

[benburch]

1. He'll never get to talk to his God...

Straight to the lake of fire for him!

[texpatriot2004]

2. True, there is that. n/t

[benburch]

3. What do you think the demons will do to him?

Other than making him drink boiling shit, that is?

[texpatriot2004]

4. Ok this is corny but I keep thinking about the movie "Ghost"

remember it? When one of the "bad" guys died and there was that squealing noise and masses of, I don't know, evil spirits obviously who desended on the "bad" guy and it wasn't pretty.

[Mikimouse]

5. He will probably pass as he has lived...

Once a yellow bellied, lying coward, always a yellow bellied, lying coward.

[texpatriot2004]

6. "live by the sword, die by the sword" eh? n/t

[AnnieBW]

7. God Will Look Down At Him

With Her shiny black face and gray hair, and say, "what part of 'Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you do unto me' didn't you understand, fool?" And then She'll smack him all the way back down to Hell, which will be very, very wet, toxic, and look suspiciously like New Orleans.

[texpatriot2004]

8. I like your God. n/t