The Onion: "Stupid dead soldier" ruins Bush vacation.

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This is a terrible tragedy, Bush said. If this dead soldier of a son had the ounce of sense he needed to keep his worthless ass alive, my last few weeks might have been peaceful.
When asked why he refused to meet with Mrs. Sheehan, Bush said, "Listen, I came here to relax. I want to go fishing, go biking with Lance Armstrong, play with my dogs, chainsaw some brush, and get back to nature. 'Course, it's hard to do that when you have to constantly listen to the mother of some dummy who didn't have enough sense to stay out of a damned war zone."

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40081