BREAKING: Fox announces he will investigate henhouse deaths!
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:32 AM
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BREAKING: Fox announces he will investigate henhouse deaths!
Edited on Tue Sep-06-05 11:34 AM by benburch
Pledges to get to the bottom of continuing losses of eggs and chickens! Blames Farmer for "failure to declare emergency" and Rooster for "Not evacuating chickens in time."
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:33 AM
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1. LMAO..you almost made me spew my coffee
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:34 AM
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:35 AM
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3. Hitler to investigate mysterious deaths of so many Jewish people.
Berlin 1944. It was reported today that Adolf Hitler will personnally investigate the deaths of Jews that have been occuring throughout Germany and occupied countries.
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:35 AM
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:41 AM
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5. thanks! I needed that chuckle. ....sheesh will this be taken seriously
by folks out there. :eyes;
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:42 AM
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6. LOL!!! We need a little more of this around here. nt
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:44 AM
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Thank you for the laugh, it was needed at this time! Nominated because I bet others could use a laugh too.
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:45 AM
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OJ SIMPSON STILL TRACKING DOWN THE REAL KILLERS
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:47 AM
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9. Finally, an unbiased investigation. We're saved. Thank's, Mr. Fox
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:47 AM
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10. Yes, and on other news my cat Evita said she's spearheading...
...the investigation into the recent Songbird death in my home. :crazy: BTW - she managed to catch that songbird even though she lives totally indoors. How she managed it is beyond me!
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:55 AM
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11. There is a great opportunity for a cartoon in this. Bush in a fox suit
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:56 AM
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12. As anybody who has vistied my website knows...
Visual arts talent is not my forte.
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:58 AM
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18. Mine either. Calling Gatorboy!!! nt
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:57 AM
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Edited on Tue Sep-06-05 11:57 AM by smartvoter
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:57 AM
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:58 AM
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15. Had "no idea" that henhouse door would fail.
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:58 AM
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Tue Sep-06-05 12:09 PM
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21. If you don't get the analogy...
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Tue Sep-06-05 07:06 PM
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24. You're kidding, right?
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Tue Sep-06-05 11:58 AM
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17. exactly--that was my first reaction
what an arrogant bastard! Hey, Your Cluelessness-- YOU are the one we want to investigate, you ass!
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Tue Sep-06-05 12:00 PM
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19. We need to demand independent congressional investigation.
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Tue Sep-06-05 12:03 PM
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20. Here is a link to that story...
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Tue Sep-06-05 12:10 PM
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Tue Sep-06-05 07:04 PM
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23. Glad I could bring a smile to your face! nt
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Tue Sep-06-05 07:08 PM
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25. I'm sorry, but they already found the one to blame (breaking news)link
Edited on Tue Sep-06-05 07:13 PM by IChing
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Tue Sep-06-05 07:09 PM
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26. That was a great one, benburch
Describes the current situation perfectly.
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Tue Sep-06-05 07:11 PM
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27. Cheney must be resting so he can personally steer the ship.
We must get to the bottom of this, we must protect our phony, baloney jobs!
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Tue Sep-06-05 07:11 PM
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28. Keep us cube rats informed.
We're totally desparate for a hero, so please tell us more about about that fox. Oh, and be sure to embellish it so that the fox can seem more heroic and we won't have to acknowledge how afraid we really are of him in the first place.
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Tue Sep-06-05 07:18 PM
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29. Will the fox be wearing a flight suit ...
with a 2 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper crammed into the crotch?
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