Bill Clinton gets a phone call from Rush Limbaugh

[romantico]

BILL: Hello?
RUSH: Uh,...(papers shuffling)em'yes, Hello Mr.Clinton.
BILL: Rush?Is that you?
RUSH:Um yes it is my good friend.
BILL: Damn Rush, I heard about what happened to you today.Shit, hows it feel?
RUSH:Well obviously I am innocent of these charges.
BILL:Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
RUSH:I mean, theres no proof!Just gossip & heresay!There quoting the National Enquirer for God's sake!Have these people any shame?
BILL:Well Rush, you quoted the Enquirer many times about me.My love child, my affair with Demi Moore,etc.
RUSH:Thats a lie!
BILL:Rush, if it were me or Hillary being reported about an investigation with drugs, you mean to tell me you wouldn't rant about it on show non-stop?
RUSH: I am offended my good man that you would think I would sink so low!
BILL:I see.Well Rush, why are you calling?What can I do for you?
RUSH:I was wondering since all the Clinton haters out there did to you on a daily basis what the Liberals are doing to me,that you might offer me some advice.
BILL Well Rush,heres the deal.ARe you worried?
RUSH:God yes!I'm pissing in my pants!
BILL:Well, I never worried about the heresay or gossip because A)I knew it wasn't true & B)I new thats all they had were un-named sources & heresay.I never worried because I was innocent of everything they accused me of.
RUSH:I'm screwed!
BILL:If your maid had a wire tap thats pretty good proof!
RUSH:Like I said, I am screwed.
BILL:Megga dittos Rush!I gotta go!Chelsea, Hillary & I are about to watch a movie!G'night!

[denverbill]

1. Good stuff!

[soupkitchen]

3. Mega Dittos

[RobertSeattle]

2. Ahhh Come on - No "I feel your pain"!

:)

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. mega dittos to you too

God this is funny

[romantico]

5. Rush calls back

BILL:Hello?
RUSH: Mr.Clinton, I hate to bother you again but...
(Hilary yelling in the background)

HILLARY:.... If thats Rush tell him to drop dead!

RUSH: (nervous laugh)..Uh, hehehe.Your wife is too much.Um, yes.I was wondering sir, Do you still practice law?Ya see, I could use some legal advice &...Hello? Hello? Mr.Clinton are you there?