This is a whopper. Freeper on a Rush thread with exclusive Hillary info

[Fuzz]

If anyone has ANY information on figures of the left (e.g. lesbian rape by Hillary), it should now be released. Everything is fair game - rape, drugs, contact with criminals, etc.

Anyone doing any of the above, from the left, would be branded a hero, not a goat.

That being said, a doctor friend told me of a time a fellow physician friend of his was touring the White House with Clinton and a Secret Service agent when they strolled by a bedroom with the door open.

Inside, was Hillary, making love with a woman. Upon being discovered, she leaped out of bed, naked and screaming, grabbed a lead crystal ashtray and threw it at the three, striking the Secret Service agent in the head, fracturing his skull. Thankfully, he later recovered.

If this were ever verified, she would be lionized and celebrated for her feisty nature and liberated sexuality.


576 posted on 10/02/2003 9:58 AM EDT by BOBTHENAILER

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/993336/posts?page=576#576



What a whack job!

[okieinpain]

1. WOW, I'm speechless (second time this week)

.

[Skip Intro]

2. I heard it was an alien, not another woman

a Satanic alien, yeah, that's the ticket...

freepers - where do they grow 'em?

[WoodrowFan]

6. you got your post backwards..

a Satanic alien, yeah, that's the ticket...

Where do freepers come from?

you answered your question, THEN asked it!

[Skip Intro]

13. lol - Must be the oxycontin

then i edited it too

hey, its not even noon yet...

[Bandit]

12. No the truth is it was Rush in drag.

God I just put that horrible image in my head and almost made myself sick.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Oh, so they're resurrecting THAT old story...

:eyes:

Desperate...

[sistersofmercy]

4. Total BS!

I'm quite sure ppl aren't allowed into the bedroom areas of the WH even if they're with the secret service.

[rooboy]

5. Yeah...

someone I know had an acquaintance who knew a person who saw Hillary Clinton blah blah blah.

Unbelievable.

[ProfessorGAC]

30. Gee, That Sounds Completely Credible To Me. Not to You?

Obviously, i'm being sardonic. Friend of a friend who heard that someone saw. . .
The Professor

[TeeYiYi]

41. And the bedroom door just happened to be open . . .

. . . when Hillary looked up, her lips slightly parted as her lesbian lover noticed my friends obvious jutting interest and ordered him to come in and shut the door behind him . . . throbbing desire . . . my manly tool . . . salty lust . . .

Excerpt from 'true' stories, Oui Magazine, November 1996

TYY

[WoodrowFan]

43. you forgot

'throbbing python of love"

[Brian Sweat]

7. Anytime a major damaging story about a Pug comes out

some freeper always creates a bullshit story about Democrats to counter.

When it was discovered that Shrub had a DUI, Newmax came up with some BS stories about Gore having DUI's.

[FDRrocks]

8. I almost choked on my cereal when I read that!

These people are seriously delusional.

[Jacobin]

9. And, tell me. Exactly HOW is that important to national security?

Although its total bullshit, more importantly its totally irrelevant bullshit

[WoodrowFan]

10. door open

She LEFT THE DOOR OPEN!!! BOL!!!

Sounds like an old Penthouse Forum letter. How many freepers were reading that post with one hand, if-you-knowe-what-I-mean. :evilgrin:

[diplomats]

23. That story is hysterical

Well, if she left the door open she must've wanted to be discovered, so not only is she a lesbian, but she's an exhibitionist, too!

[WoodrowFan]

28. I didn't believe the stories I read here until one day..

LOL, she isn't the only one, the freepers seem to enjoy imaging this stuff..

[Renew Deal]

11. They have lost it.

This quote is an islamic fundamentalist way of thinking.

"Anyone doing any of the above, from the left, would be branded a hero, not a goat."

Lies and the Liang Liars featuring BOBTHENAILER

One more thing. That first quote is more proof that republicans hate America.

[Jack The Tab]

14. Ha ha ha ha ha!

I love it! They are going to blow gaskets over there!

Well, a lawyer friend of mine said that on a tour of the WH, he was walked by a room and the door was open and there was GWB, dressed only in women's panties with a bottle of gin, rubbing himself against a mannequin of Ronald Reagan. He jumped back and threw the bottle at door. Then when he saw the gin leaking onto the carpet, got down on all fours and started to slurp it up.

True story!

[prolesunited]

46. Well, I believe

your story. ;-)

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

15. bwa ha ha ha - Hillary "lesbian raped" someone - they are so desperate

This is called cognitive dissonance. They actually thought of Rush Limbaugh as something more than an actor, they thought he was a true believer like them, and this hurts their head.

Next up, all Hillary, all Bill's penis, all the time. They have nothing else to talk about.

[radwriter0555]

33. YEAH! with the DOOR OPEN...

I bet it was an alien. AN ILLEGAL ALIEN.

[Octafish]

16. Poppy once covered himself in Crisco...

... from head to toe, got naked in the Lincoln bedroom, and whispered in Sneering Dick Cheney's ear: "Come unto me, I'm Iraq!" I heard from someone who visited Washington, twice.

[JNelson6563]

35. <snarf>

good one!

[Blue-Jay]

17. HOLY CRAP!!

That, dear friends, is the voice of delusional desperation.

Un-freaking-real.

[NicoleM]

18. one time, at band camp

I had this friend whose cousin's sister's uncle's chiropractor's mother went on a date with Bill Clinton in high school and they were at a drive-in movie and HE TOOK IT OUT and she said it was really deformed and when she tried to get away he ripped the ashtray out of the car and threw it at her and broke her nose and she could only ever breathe out of one nostril after that, so every time she gets a cold she could SUFFOCATE AND DIE. Because of Bill Clinton's penis.

I swear it's true. ;)

[Fuzz]

20. Did the RNC get her plastic surgery?

:)

[NicoleM]

27. okay

That was good. I'll ask my friend from band camp and get back to you. :)

[Richardo]

22. "at band camp" HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nice touch, NicoleM. :D :thumbsup:

Richardo <--- former band nerd, still giggling like an idiot.

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

37. Ha! That's nothing

I have this old college roommate who's sister-in-law works for a guy who once took the White House tour, and HE TOLD ME that Bush faked a lot of intelligence and then started a war for oil in Iraq.

Oh, wait. That one really was true, wasn't it...

Well, I forget the entire story, but I'm pretty sure there was a lesbian involved somewhere.

[Melinda]

45. "one time, at band camp" ROFLMAO

Choking on my coffee while lmao!!!!!!! :yourock:

[NicoleM]

47. Thank you.

(Bows deeply)

[roughsatori]

19. That is an hilarious story, I actually would love it if it were true

Because it would display "her feisty nature and liberated sexuality." LOL

[DiverDave]

21. OOOO.KKKKK.....

Man that dude has been taking to many happy pills.

I wonder what percentage really believe that crap.

Dave

[KoKo]

24. I've alerted on this thread TWICE! It's Disgusting and didn't deserve an

answer. Why bring trash Freeper stuff over to this Board. My reading of the rules says that this is inappropriate......and I guess the mods will decide.

But, it's disgusting.......to read that crap here. If I wanted to read that stuff I would sign up over at Freeperville. This is a democratic Board......we don't give a shit what they are saying about us!!!

This post sounds like it's designed to get a reaction over here because LushBall is having big problems.

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

38. Lighten up...

and invent your own "insider" scandal. It's really quite liberating when you're not constrained by a lot of pesky facts.

[leetrisck]

25. Didja know that Rush Limbaugh

has been providing "Slimy Shrub" and his spouse with their drugs?

[Cat Atomic]

26. Oh right- they've been so honest and fair up to this point.

"Everything is fair game" now? Haha- that actually made me chuckle.

If they had any mud left to throw it might be scary. But they started resorting to outright fiction years ago (Max Cleland is a traitor, Clinton is a murderer and a rapist, Hillary is a lesbian, etc., etc.).

[Booberdawg]

29. *snarf*

I just hate when that happens - when you have all those people touring through your house and leave your door wide open while you're having sex. Happens to me all the time. When I realize I've been discovered, I always leap out of bed screaming (so I can attract more attention to myself with noise AND to expose myself naked), grab my ashtray and throw it at them, hopefully to injure them.

Then it never fails. I'm lionized and celebrated for my feisty nature and liberated sexuality.

Boy, these freepers have the routine down pat. Scary.

[noiretextatique]

44. i always leave my door open when i"rape" women

:shrug: doesn't EVERY fiesty, sexually liberated lesbian? :shrug:

[Booberdawg]

50. But of course!

I left out the most important part!:eyes:

[Oilwellian]

31. Freepers are masters at....

typing one-handed. Need I explain what they're doing with their other hand? :D

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

39. Picking their nose?

.

[VOX]

56. Punching Faux News with the remote?

:evilgrin:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

32. making popcorn ....i love these freeper shows....wooohooo

sooo entertaining!!!

[denverbill]

34. Oh hell that's nothing! I have this friend...

who had a friend who is practically best friends with a plumber who did work at the Whitehouse. One day, when he was about to do some plumbing, he saw George W Bush coming out of the bathroom, eating a turd, and Laura Bush right behind him giving Barney a blow job. Now, if anyone can verify this, now is the time.

[Beetwasher]

48. My uncles cousin's roomate saw that too!

He was on an alien space ship! He swears it's true! The aliens have this viewing device that allows you to see anywhere in the world anytime you want and he was flipping the channels and got the Whitehouse as this was happening! The plumber had low riding pants with his asscrack exposed, right? See, it's true!

[Loonman]

36. You see?

These are the vicious freepers who would see us all dead.

They hate us with every fiber of their being.


But.....hey, lets just ignore them. Let's just pretend they don't exist.

Let's stick our heads in the sand, hug a tree and eat some fucking tofu.



No dems know how to fight.

[indigo32]

58. Yup

personally I'm not inclined to take death threats lightly either. We've got Ann Coulter talking about executing liberals in general... and O'Reilly talking about putting a bullit in Al Fraken. I think it's serious.

[in_cog_ni_to]

40. Hahahahaha!

THAT is a FUNNY story...what a desperate crock of sh*t! They are a pathetic group of losers over there in freepland.

[CarinKaryn]

42. Freepers are so desperate it is funny.

They are sick, but amusing in a distrubing kind of way :puke:.

[Dude_CalmDown]

49. That's nothing - did you know Clinton's penis was a member of Al Queda?

From what I've heard, it was a long-standing member of Al Queda.

[JHB]

51. Don't you mean...

...up-standing member? :evilgrin:

[Dude_CalmDown]

54. Are you sure about that? Because I've always heard rumors that

Clinton's penis was an up and coming member of Al Queda and I've even heard of his penis referred to as a prominent member but I've never heard it called an up-standing member of Al Queda.

[Kamika]

52. thats nothing

I had lesbian s&m with laura yesterday, she got angry at george when he popped in and asked how we were doing

[Fuzz]

53. You sure he didn't say "BRING 'EM ON!"

:evilgrin:

[VOX]

55. Total BS. Not yet on snopes.com, but certainly snopes-worthy...

I googled around a bit for this tall tale, and you can already see the numerous folktale variations showing up on the Net -- metal ashtray, glass ashtray, thrown ashtray, hand-held ashtray, open door, closed door, FBI, Secret Service, etc. etc.

http://www.bitterwaitress.com/gossip/articles.html?category_id=7
All I can say is I have info from 2 different FBI agents who had to guard Hillary Clinton and they both said she was a rad bitch!!!!She also threw an ashtray at one agent's forehead when he accidentally opened a door and surprised her when she was having a "private moment".
http://www.geocities.com/northstarzone/LEVY.html
You see, A U.S. Secret Service Agent, assigned to checking doors at the White House, opened a door one night and found Hillary Clinton in a compromising sexual position with Ms. Mahoney, a known lesbian since her high school days. Hillary was furious and whacked him in the head with a metal ashtray.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/American_Liberty/message/3201?source=1
"Let me tell you a story you won't read in the newspapers." He then related a story which had been told to him by an acquaintance--a Secret Service agent who was employed at the White House during the time when Mahoney interned there. He said he ran into his acquaintance one day to discover the man had a wide bandage on his forehead.

"What happened to you?" Aldrich asked.

The acquaintance replied that he'd made the mistake of entering the wrong office in the White House--at the wrong time. He told Aldrich
that when he entered what he believed was an unoccupied office, he accidentally stumbled into an embarrassing situation--both for him and the female occupants of the room who were busily engaged in lesbian lovemaking. The agents said one of the women picked up a heavy glass ashtray and threw it at him as she cursed him for breaking into the room. The ashtray, he reported, cut a deep gash in his forehead.

[hippiegranny]

57. as if

people who have illicit (or whatever) sex do it anywhere, at any time in front of open doors. there is a huge STAFF at the white house! this is too funny - makes the teller sound like the front page of the star or the globe!