DUer, are you capable of doing any of the following?

[TruthIsAll]

Would you boil a bullfrog alive or shoot a BB gun at your brother or drive while drunk or walk out on military service or threaten and verbally abuse a reporter in a public restaurant in front of the reporters wife or trade your own company stock on inside information or use taxpayer funds for your own investment or mimic a dead woman walking on death row or steal a presidential election with not a modicum of guilt or sit immobile at the Booker School after the second plane hit the WTC or fight an investigation of 9/11 or rip apart the Constitution or drive the nation into massive deficits through taxcuts for your benefactors or lie about Iraq WMD in order to take us into a war for oil and reconstruction contracts for your corporate friends....

Would you do any or all of the above?

Not one? Then maybe you should run for President against Bush.

[crimson333]

1. and I was so close

but I shot my sister with a BB gun once

[Melinda]

3. Me too! Well, I mean I shot my brother. It was an accident!!

ALmost put his eye out; Christmas held special memories for us after that. ;)

Oops, guess I'm not filling out that job app!

[JaySherman]

2. Well, maybe driving "drunk"

But only because the legal BAC is so damn low in my state that you it doesn't matter if you are completely coherent and happen to get stopped at random at a DWI checkpoint.