Since GeeDub only "skims the headlines"

[Rose Siding]

Since GeeDub only "skims the headlines" maybe there should be more info in the titles of articles! Then the US pres would actually know what's going on in the country.

Wish I were a photoshopper- I envision run-on sentences in massive caps, some color and very little of that confusing, editorializing, small print text.

Or just take the whole article, rephrase it without any grammar, lace it with catchy WURDZ! and print that *above* the 8pt title.

[izzie]

1. How did this guy ever get through 2 colleges?

He must have read something or did he pay someone to do his work for him. I hardly ever met college people who are this dence and most of the people who have not gone to college ,that I knew ,seem more with it than him. I think it is that he is so black and white that makes him seem dence. I am used to a gray world.There is no 100 percent one way or the other in my world. Course we could say that was wishy washy right? Oh well I am stuck with it at my time in life. Life of head lines would drive me nuts.

[soothsayer]

2. He is dense. Prolly $$$$$$ to get thru school

I doubt he learned much. Partied alot. Made connections. Did his skull and bones clubby stuff. Golfed.

[Rose Siding]

3. "Life of head lines would drive me nuts"

I hadn't even considered. Incurious is one thing, but what nutter could see some of today's headlines and resist the urge to learn more?