Pen, finger, thumb or other protuberance.

[brainshrub]

I think it's just a pen. IMHO all this talk is kinda silly.

What do you think it is?

[Lautremont]

1. Rove's willis, torn off in anger and frustration

and brandished triumphantly to the press.

[Crankie Avalon]

2. The Chimp was proudly showing off that he, too, has an opposable thumb...

...just like us fancy-pants humans.

[pacalo]

3. It was a pen, but its position was intended to resemble the bird.

I see it as the same thing, whether using the middle finger or using a pen as a substitute.

[William769]

4. Maybe it was that thing that finally fell out of his coat

from the debates.

[Uncle Joe]

5. Someone in the press shouted out to him as he was leaving,

Mr. President, how high can you count?

[Champ]

6. I think it is his middle finger

I don't have confirmation for it but it appears to be a middle finger then a pen or a thumb.

[DesEtoiles]

7. Cigar?

[MercutioATC]

8. It's the BENIS!!

(like the Clenis, but less functional)

[baby_mouse]

9. GARLIC PRESS!!!

How many times do I have to say it?

[WeRQ4U]

10. THUMB!!

People only WANT it to be a finger. It's not a pen either.