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Rose Siding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:41 AM
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NY Post: "Dubya Shares His Dirty Jokes"
DUBYA SHARES HIS DIRTY JOKES

July 28, 2005 -- THEY may not reach the scatological lows of "The Aristocrats," but George W. Bush loves his dirty jokes.

Penn Jillette, executive producer of the buzzed-about documentary celebrating the world's filthiest joke, tells us the president passes along zingers to him through their mutual pal, Texas mystery novelist and musician Kinky Friedman.

"There's nothing more American than a dirty joke," Jillette declared at Caroline's comedy club after the obscenity-filled flick's New York premiere. "George W. Bush tells dirty jokes. And Kinky Friedman tells them to me. They're never any good, but they're dirty. Kinky told me that Bush's favorite one lately was about golf.

"{Bush} said, 'The only time I ever hit two good balls is when I step on a rake.' It's stuff like that. Everybody tells dirty jokes. When you think about what America is, it's perfect — it's freedom of speech. This culture is the culture that respects comedy the most, and respects freedom of speech the most."

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix.htm

Ever the statesman :eyes:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:45 AM
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1. Bushraker
It sounds like he has been hit several times by the rake
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:53 AM
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9. bush doesn't have any balls..who's
he trying to kid?
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:45 AM
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2. This man tells dirty jokes?


Gasp.
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:46 AM
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3. He is a dirty joke. n/t
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Lori Price CLG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:46 AM
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4. Oh, but can you *imagine* if it was *Bill Clinton* that the...
New York Post was discussing?
LOL, we'd be talking Impeachment, Part Deux.

Lori Price
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Rose Siding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:49 AM
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6. Or if it were Whoopie Goldberg- the whole party would be scandalized
IOKIYAR
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:51 AM
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8. Whoopi's in "The Aristocrats". NT
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WI_DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:49 AM
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5. W doesn't have to tell dirty jokes--he is a dirty joke
on all of us.
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:49 AM
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7. "The Aristocrats" RULES! NT
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Missy M Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:56 AM
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10. Now that bush joke really brings dignity back to the White House.
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bushisanidiot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:05 PM
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11. AWOL Bush has the maturity level of a 14 year old boy
i'm sure there's a pic out there somewhere with him sitting at the dinner table in the white house with straws hanging out of his nose.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:21 PM
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12. I wonder what percentage of them include
the words "Monica" or "Clinton"?
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