the most incredible rove stove...recipe included

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if you are a crooked politician you simply cannot be without the rove stove. it is designed specifically for cooking information and intelligence. it is almost invisible and fits into the pocket for easy portability though it is a bit slimy. the cost is admittedly steep...300 billion and counting...but for a totally heartless politician who knows how to bake a crooked cake it can bring unlimited power. sample recipe: 4 cups total disregard for the truth + 4 cups propaganda, one soupcon of truth (use very sparingly just enough for the rising to take place) 10 cups of lies folded in slowly... spin interminably in the centrifuge of a crooked media processor (preferably a fux news processor)...place in a thousand talking heads and let it rise, then cook until half baked when it is at it's best (see separate recipe for yellow cake with extra special ingredients)