I got a great birthday card today

[The Witch]

Today's my birthday :D

I got some cards from my mom. One of them had this joke on it:

President Bush was planning his first trip to China aboard his new superfast Air Force One jet.

Not sure about the time frame, he calls up his travel secretary, and asks her, "How long is the flight from Washington to Peking?"

She says, "Just a minute, Mr. President..."

(inside of card)

The President says "Wow... that's fast!" and then hangs up.

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

1. LOL!!

Happy Bithday The Witch!!

:party: :toast: :pals: :beer: :bounce: :applause:

[katinmn]

2. Ha! Cute card.

Hope you have a great birthday!:hi: :party:

[w8liftinglady]

3. happy birthday :)

Today's my oldest son's birthday,too.Hope you have a great day ....
:headbang:

[jojo54]

4. Happy Birthday Witch (Ha, ha)

Question - where did your mom get this card??? I'd love to find something like that.

[Orangepeel]

5. try Target

I don't know about this particular card, but I got some that were similar at Target last year.

[UTUSN]

6. Here's One to Keep Your Happy Rolling

Shrub, Pickles, and Condo were on the flight. Shrub said, "I could drop a thousand dollar bill out and make somebody very happy." Pickles said, "Well, honey, I could drop 10 hundreds and make TEN people happy." Condo said, "Well, honey, I mean Mr pResident, I could drop a thousand ones and make a thousand people happy."

The pilot said to the co-pilot, "I could drop the three of them out of the plane and make 300 thousand people happy."

[atommom]

7. That's bad ... but I'm still

:rofl:

[jojo54]

8. Bwaaaaaaaaaaha ha ha

That was a good one!!

[earthboundmisfit]

9. A Very Happy Birthday To You, the Witch!

You are a great DUer!:toast: