Top 10 surprises in * prime-time address

[paineinthearse]

From the June 29 Late Show with David Letterman.
(Late Show via Media Research Center)
http://www.mrc.org/cyberalerts/2005/cyb20050630.asp#6

From the June 29 Late Show with David Letterman, "Top Ten Surprises in President Bush's Prime-Time Address." Late Show home page: www.cbs.com

10. Claimed he had plan to win war, then switched on the bat signal

9. Kept talking about how Scientology changed his life

8. Ten minutes of policy, 20 minutes of Karaoke

7. Imploring all Americans to support Joey McIntyre in the next episode of "Dancing with the Stars"

6. It was basically a 50-minute infomercial for new George Bush grill

5. Spent 15 minutes looking at himself in the monitor

4. Most of speech was devoted to his Fourth of July deviled egg recipe

3. Revealed he'll soon be giving uncensored weekly addresses on Sirius satellite radio

2. Midway through, he got engaged to Tom Cruise

1. Finished up by asking if Kerry still wanted the gig

[RobertSeattle]

1. Got me thinking

George Bush = Tom Cruise
NeoCon Theory = Scientology
Both have succeeded way past their actual level of talent

[Not_Giving_Up]

2. As to number one...

I think Kerry would take it. Don't you?

[LSparkle]

4. He's been talking like it lately

Senate speech, Shrub redux -- all recent appearances have been PAINFULLY presidential. (Painfully only because I know he SHOULD rightly have the job!)

[paineinthearse]

3. Kept talking about how Scientology changed his life

Would have been more accurate to have said Moon's UNIFICATION CHURCH.