Open Letter to Young Republicans

[yankeedem]

http://libmedia.blogspot.com/
Now your convention is over, and you somehow avoided answering all those questions about why you haven't signed up for military service.

I know, it hurts- that badminton injury when you were 3 keeps you from joining the military. You would serve if you could, who wouldn't, but those liberal doctors keep you out of serving your president to hold open spaces for all those minorities. The injury doesn't stop you from holding a gun, though, and you don't want to be a yellow-bellied coward like all of those liberal-America haters like John F. Kerry.

I am here to tell you that I have found a solution- a way you can serve your country in Iraq- and at the same time make some nice dough, tax free! A very patriotic company is supporting the troops by helping them, uh, interrogate terrorists.

[KharmaTrain]

1. Not Bad Money And You Get To Drive A Hummer

Just like dad's. We'll even throw in the GPS system so you still don't know which end is up.

Yep, there's also work in the food service industry...turning $1 dollar meals into two...and finding creative ways of recirculating spoiled food. Or there's the rebuilding of cellphone networks and other goodies that just seemed to get blown up once the job is done and has to be done all over again.

Young Repugnicans...Baghdad: It's Your Destiny