Get your BUSH BINGO CARD HERE for tonight's Fort Bragg Speech

[cyberpj]

Yes fans, I made another Official D.U. Bush Bingo Card for what Bush says will be a "major speech" on Iraq. The White House is asking the networks to air the speech live. The speech is scheduled for 8pm and will mark the one-year anniversary of the transfer of sovereignty to the post-Saddam Hussein government of Iraq.

Even though we'll all have the same card, it will be something fun to do if you're going to watch anyway. (And it's a pretty safe bet that we'll all have the center square covered.)

I've posted it to photobucket for you to grab and print.
Here's how:
right click on graphic
select properties
select the net address of the file and copy it
then paste it into your browser address field
that should take you to a page you can print

I hope.

Please keep this kicked (or nominate) so everyone has a chance to print one out before the show.
:popcorn: Then we can meet up here at DU for the play by play. Enjoy!

[sniffa]

1. bwahahaha

:rofl:

that good. :thumbsup:

[BlondieK143]

2. That is AWESOME!

:thumbsup:

[buff2]

3. LOL......that is funny and clever

I don't know if I can sit through this idiot's speech long enough to play. I've never watched any of his speeches....I hate that moron so much I just can't look at him or listen to him. He's the only person on this planet that I have felt such deep contempt for.To me,he represents all that is evil,and the goofy expressions he has and the way he acts when he talks is more than I can take. :puke:

[cyberpj]

13. Someone suggested shots per square but I'm not sure I'd recommend that...

It tends to mess up your score

[buff2]

37. I don't drink anymore

Dammit!!! :evilgrin:

[Sydnie]

4. That's beautiful

Could I get the picture without the card writing though? That would make a great bumpersticker!

Thanks cyberpj!

[cyberpj]

49. Wish I could but

forgot to save it before I "flattened" my layers in Photoshop and now I can't find it on the net again. (That's weird.)

I found it the first time by going to Yahoo and doing a search for images on "Cheney and puppet" and "Bush and puppet". There's a new/similar one that comes up by the same person but I can't seem to re-find this particular one. Give it a try and see what you find.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

5. It was done in Fort Bragg, with the Speech, by Emperor Bunnypants

Oh, my bad. Wrong game.

[bluecrush]

6. I guess this means

we have to actually watch the speech??

[cyberpj]

15. Oh come one... you can do it! Besides, we'll be laughing at him,

and looking at our puppet picture!

[puppet_show]

7. This is great!

and inspired me to register - check my name.

the only thing I don't see - repetition of the words democracy/freedom/liberty

[DemonFighterLives]

9. Welcome to DU!

This could easily be a coverall game.
Bingo! Juat practicing. :rofl:

[Occulus]

28. Somwhow, I'm thinking "Is that a BINGO?" will be entering our lexicon

Wow. This has soooo many uses.

[cyberpj]

16. Welcome to DU - I'm honored puppet_show!

Hey - we're pretty liberal here at DU - if you want to keep your own score on those feel free! Actually, I believe I used those on my last card and wanted to keep things fresh.

Welcome! :hi:

[puppet_show]

21. Thanks - I love that cheneypuppet graphic

really is funny

nice work:hi:

[AuntiBush]

80. Hi puppet_show!

:hi: You'll luv it here. Always check the home page on Friday nights for good funnies, too!

[Occulus]

26. THAT'S a different game.

A drinking game, don't you know. Shot glasses.

Whiskey.

By the way: Welcome to DU! :hi:

[newyawker99]

32. Hi puppet_show!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[katinmn]

8. I'm all set for tonight's game

printed out beautifully.

Thanks, cyberpj!

[are_we_united_yet]

10. Hey!!! Where are the words "free and stable Democracy"?

[bullimiami]

14. hard work, hard work.....

and a peance freance free iraq.....


oh we could go on forever.
:)

[cyberpj]

17. Feel free to keep your own tally of your own favorites -

we're pretty liberal here at DU!

Besides, I think I used those on my last card.

[Jensen]

11. Great job cyberpj!

Can we also get extra points for the phrase "Hard Work"?:kick:

[cyberpj]

18. Thanks. And yep. Feel free to tally your own favorite phrase -

Just let us know the phrase and the score if you report in here later.

[MostlyAmused]

12. Wonder if Keith has seen this... or Jon Stewart

I would love to see Bush Bingo on Countdown.

[cyberpj]

19. Welcome to DU allfortruth! I just posted it this morning but

feel free to forward it to them - that would be a hoot!

Gotta go off to work for a bit now - already late today.......

Welcome :hi:

[cyberpj]

20. For those who asked - here's a copy of the PREVIOUS BINGO CARD:

[obnoxiousdrunk]

47. I can't open it.

[cyberpj]

48. Hmmm... I just followed my own directions and it worked for me...

right click on graphic
select properties
select the net address of the file and copy it
then paste it into your browser address field
that should take you to a page you can print

[obnoxiousdrunk]

51. Looks like it is

a security thing. That nasty 'Forbidden page' error.

[Just Me]

22. Cool! This may make the viewing of him bearable.

:rofl:

Thanks, cyberpj! :hi:

[Gothmog]

23. Great job

I will print out my card for tonight's speech

[Zorbuddha]

24. Where's 'RAH-RAH--SIS-BOOM-BAH'?

And when are they goimg to stop calling these Bush pep rallys speeches?

[cyberpj]

40. Agreed. Especially when he gives them from military bases! nt.

[Occulus]

25. Alright, soooo what counts as a bingo?

Are we doing only straight lines here, or patterns as well (cross, Super X, four corners, etc.)

I'm thinking we should use the bingo rules on the back of those bingo scratch-off lottery tickets.

[cyberpj]

41. Wow. I guess I'm old-time bingo -

I was just thinking of straight lines through any 5 squares.

But hey - rock on with your bad self and let us know how it works out!

[FearofFutility]

27. What a riot!!

:rofl: I was considering a drinking game. Every time he says "hard work" take a drink, but this is much better. No hangover in the am.:D

[shadowknows69]

29. I'm playin

good stuff :applause: :applause: :applause:

[central scrutinizer]

30. Where is the "September 11" square?

That is always good to help justify any fuck-up: "The world changed on September 11...." And where are the "Democrats are obstructing progress" or "Democrats are undermining the troops" squares? The Republicans are in full-bore blame mode as their house of cards comes tumbling down. I look to Bushco to completely duck any responsibility for the FUBAR in Iraq.

[cyberpj]

42. See my post #20 -

I just figured I'd try all fresh phrases this time. But feel free to count them on your own and let us know how many times it's said. All such input will be just that much more fun...

[central scrutinizer]

63. good point

Since he will probably say September 11 3-4 times every minute, the game would be over too quickly.

[paparush]

31. LMFAO!!

I might just have to watch that nutscratcher now, just so my wife and I can play Bush** Bingo!!!

[Catshrink]

33. Nice job.... but where's "it's hard work"?

That's what the jackass has been saying leading up to this.

[cyberpj]

43. See my post #20 - We did that one last time and

I didn't want to repeat if I could help it but MAN - Hard work and Workin' Hard are big time favorites (along with 9/11) so feel free to keep a tally and let us know the final count for even more fun.

[SammyWinstonJack]

34. nevermind.

[gratuitous]

35. If you're doing alternate cards

Ah, so many buzzwords and catchphrases, so little time.

For an alternate card, make a space for "time of testing." I've heard that about three times in the last week from various officials of the corrupt Bush administration, and I predict it will be a recurring (and recurring and recurring) theme tonight.

[cyberpj]

44. Maybe next time - in fact,

if I'm around and have the time I'll post a request for input and use all DU suggestions to see just how many cards we can create!

(I really need to get a life.......)

[grytpype]

68. Good concept.

Just look at what the Bushist repug mouthpieces are saying, and that will tell you word for word what is going to be in the Botcher of Bagdhad's speech.

[cyberpj]

71. You caught me - that's exactly what I did....... nt.

[Coexist]

36. Awsome idea

that is too funny. Hope to see it on the Daily Show!

[Ilsa]

38. Totally excellent! Instead of the BINGO, I'll be sipping my favorite

libation every time he says any of this shit. I should be three sheets by the end of the speech.

[cyberpj]

45. You'd better watch out - you're liable to approach alcohol poisoning

especially if you add on "hard work" and "9/11" !

[wryter2000]

39. Well done!

Sadly (or not, depending on how you look at it), I won't be able to hear the speech tonight because I have an author's chat.

Rock on cyberpj!

[cyberpj]

46. There you are!

Stupidly I delete my PM inbox from time to time and I couldn't remember your DU name to let you know there was a new card. Had to run out to work earlier this morning or I could have done a search I guess.

Anyway - thanks and glad you checked in here.

(I really need to get a life..........)

[wryter2000]

59. You did fine without me

We'll collaborate next time. :)

[WillyT]

50. Alright... Now I Have Ta Watch The Boob On The Tube !!!

At least ya made it fun... Thanks!!!

Good job!

:hi:

[cyberpj]

60. Thanks. Laughing at the Idiot is always a good time. nt.

[Stockholm]

52. ROFL nominated!!!

[oasis]

53. Great stuff.

[Roland99]

54. I guess "freedom is on the march" and "9/11" are too oft-used to count?

It'd be a coverall then!

[cyberpj]

57. see my post #20 - Did those last time and

wanted to keep it fresh with all of his rah-rah for the war in Iraq talk this time.

Next time maybe we'll do multiple cards and use 'em all!

(I gotta get a life.........)

[leftchick]

79. ahh but cnn is now calling the iraq war the "war on terra"

look for many references to saddam/9/11/UBL/Iraq.

[redqueen]

55. hahahahahaha

That's great!

:rofl:

[cyberpj]

56. Quick question for ya redqueen.......

how do you get your list of internet sites to line up so nicely? Mine just appear in a continuous line. The one time I hit a return I was tossed out of my profile update page.

?

[redqueen]

58. I put a br thing in there

with br in brackets...

[paula777]

74. cyberpj, yours are all lined up in a row underneath each other too

maybe you fixed it since your post?

[cyberpj]

76. yep - thanks to the how-to from redqueen. but thanks for noticing. nt.

[nonconformist]

61. Hahaha, awesome!

Nominating and printing!

[kliljedahl]

62. Is the upper right corner correct?

Shouldn't it say "at home" instead of "abroad"?


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[cyberpj]

69. Yes. Although it is confusing. The statements after "or" are alternative

statements that are acceptable and that are used interchangeably by BushCo.

[kliljedahl]

82. I see now, that I read it more closely

I thought it was a variation on "fight them there so we don't have to fight them here" meme.


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[lady lib]

64. 5 big kickaroonies!

:kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick:

[cyberpj]

77. thanks - it's getting close to game time... nt.

[dchill]

65. This is so cool that ...

I feel like I've already won!

[cyberpj]

70. Thanks. And to me - anyone who's here is already a winner anyway.

Right?
Right.

[TheUnspeakable]

66. KICK-for the total awesomeness of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grytpype]

67. I think you have his entire speech in this card already!

Just read the squares in any order and you will have Bush's speech!

You only left out two things:

September 11 changed everything

May God continue to bless America

[cyberpj]

72. Excellent Grasshopper. I didn't think anyone would notice that.

If you check out my post #20 you'll see that we included 9/11 and God Bless America on the last card. I wanted to make this one fresh and new - AND - some people are going to count 9/11s and Hard Work comments anyway just for fun.

[Massacure]

73. Mind if I post it on a few other websites???

I'll use my own bandwith, of course.

[cyberpj]

75. Absolutely not -- the more the merrier! nt.

[Greylyn58]

78. Kick!!!

This is absolutely inspired!!

[Theres-a]

81. Kick

[cyberpj]

83. Next thread here - speech starting at 8pm

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3970196&mesg_id=3970196

[ScamUSA.Com]

84. BBBBIIIINNNNGGGGOOOO!!!

[cyberpj]

85. Times TWO! And welcome to DU!

I had 2 Bingos, bonus points for "complete the mission" plus extra points for several "moving forwards".

I heard the drinking gamers had to stop after the first 10 minutes because of too many 9/11s and Freedoms already!

[ScamUSA.Com]

86. hehe and thanks!

:)

[dooner]

87. a losing card...

I lost. My Bingo Card had words like:

Innocent Civilians
War crimes
WMD
Yellow Cake
Mistake
Quagmire
Lies
Illegal war
Downing Street Memo
Wrong
Sorry