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There is a certain symmetry to it. He is, after all, the titular head of the Republican party; a group that to this day continues to drop to its collective knees in order to fellate the cold, worm-ridden cock of Ronald Reagan. Hey, Ronnie won his war, so Li'l Georgie had to win one too. I mean, Uncle Dick promised him that he would be greeted as a liberator, and it wouldn't cost a nickel! Raghead oil would pay for the whole shebang! Plus, maybe Mommy would love him more after he took out Saddam. Daddy couldn't do it, but Li'l Georgie is a big boy! Who knows, he might even get to ride a tank into downtown Baghdad! Cool! Of course, the incompetent bastard fucked it up, and 1,700 families will be missing their husbands, wives, sons, and daughters this Fourth of July; but hey, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. Maybe things will go better in Iran and Syria.
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