Disneyland to Debut New "Gitmo Bay Escape" Section this Summer

[mopaul]

Disneyland will open it's newest themed area, "Gitmo Bay Escape" just adjacent to their classic Pirates of the Caribbean park.

gitmo bay escape is a prison which will feature sparkling cells based on actual photos of the shiny new facilities in Cuba which currently house the world's most disgusting and maniacal cold blooded killers who are treated to the finest cuisine and social activities known to man.

visitors will be able to sit in the cells with their children and be served lemon pepper chicken and other delicious dishes by the parks waiters and waitresses in realistic orange gitmo costumes. peppered among the diners will be actors portraying terrorist prisoners, for some good clean, but not too scary fun.

the kids can even put on an orange jumpsuit and be interrogated by a G.I. or an unidentified C.I.A. agent in one of three interrogation rooms with real bars on the doors. but mom and dad are never far from view and the kids get a free, "I went to Gitmo Bay and Loved It" T-shirt to take home.

[rkc3]

1. I'm glad Disney took this path. I heard they were going to have a

Club Gitmo resort and spa at first.

"You too can have it as nice as Middle-Eastern Terror Suspects" was going to be their tagline.

[Bluebear]

2. Preview: Food court!!!

[cynatnite]

3. I can't afford to go :(

Darn gas prices! ;)

[ComerPerro]

4. Hell, Limbaugh already has "Club Gitmo" T shirts

It wouldn't suprise me if someone tried to set up something like that.

[benny05]

7. Here are 'His Crassness" T-shirts

http://store.rushlimbaugh.com/

Insults the hell out of me that they are orange as well as stupid and crass.

[kliljedahl]

5. On a related note

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[corbett]

6. Built In The USA By Halliburton! n/t