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Homer12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 03:32 PM
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Low Poll Numbers means it is time to Resurrect Osama
So Porter Goss and Rove are resurrecting Osama bin Laden from the Cave in order to get Bush's pol, numbers up by goading peoples lust for revenge and take time away form the Downing Street Memo's.

How typical.
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shraby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 03:37 PM
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1. I think Osama has lost his "magic" for
bushco.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 03:41 PM
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2. They are removing the carbonite residue as we speak
Then they'll ship him from Roswell to a "spidyhole" at an undesclosed location with film crew at hand.

Yep, we're in for some of Bush&Co's best attempt at propaganda yet. Best thing to do is tell everyone around you 24/7 that Bushler had him on ice the whole time. Don't get caught into defending the position, just throw it out there like Limbaugh and O'Reilly.

"HAHAHA! Bush's polls are the lowest ever and now they have found Osama? How Convenient! HAHAHA!!! You can fool me once..." - I say hammer Bush in public to every stranger on the street. :)

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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 03:41 PM
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3. porter goss and karl rove are going to have to work overtime to...
resurrect Osama bin Laden from the grave.
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Homer12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-20-05 03:43 PM
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4. Actually I think they have been keeping him at Chucky Cheese.
Really, he really likes air hockey.
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