LOL!! So Bad It's GOOD..."Creativity" On Free Republic!

[K8-EEE]

Sing along, sewer rats!

oooooh brother...besides being insane, they are just such GEEKS! I'm sure Simon and Garfunkle are so honored...NOT!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1424641/posts

[Goldmund]

1. LMAO GREAT FIND!!

Doug:

I'm one of the toughest music critics you could ever find.

I think you mean't this to be taken tongue-in-cheek. But it made my hair stand on end. Goosebumps. IT'S HAUNTING!



5 posted on 06/17/2005 4:25:20 AM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (SICK VERMIN DURBIN THE TURBAN)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Clark2008]

9. That one made me laugh the most!

I was copying it to paste, myself!

If he's a "tough" music critic, no wonder American Idol is so popular!

Oy, vey!

Enshallah!

[K8-EEE]

13. Yeah I Know What You "Mean't"

MEAN'T? Ye Olde English Freepers!

[Proud2BAmurkin]

42. BWAAA! Stupid, no morals AND talentless. Freeptards hit the TRIFECTA

That sounded like my 4 year old neice who makes up words to songs she knows when she's playing with her dollies

:rofl:

[Contrary1]

46. "mean't" ????

I can't take any more.

[Maat]

2. Is anybody able to post over there?

Someone needs to point out to those jerks who pissed on the Constitution - and it was George Bush!

He pretty ignored an American citizen's 4th, 5th, and 6th Amendment rights (see the Jose Padilla case).

He has pooped on American law by ignoring the Geneva Convention.

How can they say WE disrespect the American Constitution.

I've sworn to uphold many times.

And I do - each and every day.

[K8-EEE]

17. I Have NO Idea WHY They Think GWB Isn't Trampling The Constitution?

It's a mystery.

[Maat]

25. You're right (n/t).

[Submariner]

39. Cuz his last name isn't spelled C-L-I-N-T-O-N

They are brainwashed brownshirts.

[Gay Green]

41. It's no mystery at all -- they're morons!

Only over there you have to spell it with an "a."

[flygal]

49. Here's proof they're brainwashed

God will soon be sweeping a lot of rats into the sewer of destruction if they continue on the path of wickedness. Just got to be patient until the wheat (good) and the tares (evil) grow to full maturity. Then it is the end of the road for the wicked, and the beginning of God's eternal Kingdom on earth for His people.
Good will stomp evil in the final battle for who controls heaven and earth forever.
snip

All I could think of reading this was the episode of Seinfeld where Elaine kept making the devil horns

I mean this idiot is obsessed with it all - they need help. This one reminds me of the curly haired guy in the movie "Earthquake". They seriously want this rapture shit.:scared:

[donco6]

3. That's pretty scary.

And they think it's so GOOD! Gawd.

[Mythsaje]

4. Truly disturbed people n/t

[benevolent dictator]

5. Reading that... it just goes to show

that pretty much anything they accuse us of is a confession on their part. I especially liked the line about how democrats hate the constitution or whatever...

[K8-EEE]

10. "our great nation they've been screwing..."

GOP senate, congress & Prez....our great nation WHO'S been screwing?

[NMMNG]

6. Nice attempt at creativity

Of course someone just had to start quoting the Bible in there.:eyes:

[Richard Steele]

33. But that was my favorite reply!

QUOTE:
"God will soon be sweeping a lot of rats into the sewer of destruction if they continue on the path of wickedness. Just got to be patient until the wheat (good) and the tares (evil) grow to full maturity. Then it is the end of the road for the wicked, and the beginning of God's eternal Kingdom on earth for His people.

Good will stomp evil in the final battle for who controls heaven and earth forever. "

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

GOD must really LOVE me, because I just went to pee before I saw this thread!
If it was the other way around, I never would have made it!

[Gay Green]

43. When I saw the cancellation notice in #33

I was a good thing I swallowed first!

:spray:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[EFerrari]

7. I don't think I ever needed to see that.

:rofl:

[Blue_In_AK]

8. Those guys crack me up...

What a bunch of comedians. :rofl:

[The Doctor.]

11. Ha ha... Treason they say...

I'd love to actually debate these people, they wouldn't stand a chance. It's unfortunate they don't tolerate debate. (Actual debate that is - name-calling isn't debate whatever they might be programmed to believe.

The creepy one is the fundie who has decided "God hates Democrats".

They'll never catch on.

My religion says, "God hates morons." So I guess that means I have the right to gun down the ignorant?

All in all, from their perspective- it's kind of clever. But 'chills'... no, I think Simon and Garfunkel would find it rather distasteful. (Especially coming from people they would strongly personally dislike.)

[elshiva]

12. "Ping and bump?" What?

[K8-EEE]

15. I Think "Ping" Means....

that they send it out to other crazy freepers? "bump" means, approximately the same as "kick." Except on that stupid format it doesn't really move it at all?

[elshiva]

18. Thanks!

[emdee]

14. doug from upland is spooky isn't he?

I've never seen a sane thread over there. Are there any?
emdee

[K8-EEE]

16. You Mean A TOTALLY Sane Thread...

well...no. But sometimes there are kinda/sorta/borderline sane freeps who take on the others on the more wacky issues, like Terri Schiavo. They think her brain shrunk "from dehydration" btw!

They think Frist is in on the husband's "conspiracy" LOL...that one made me happy.

I admit I look at that damn thing every day. It's addictive. God they're nuts!

[emdee]

22. LOL You look every day?....

Oh, my paranoia wouldn't allow it! Haha

Although, I would like to see just one sane discussion over there.

You mean they are also down on Frist? He's in bad shape then!

emdee

[K8-EEE]

24. Every Day! It's Like Comedy Central.

Oh yeah, Frist was kind of brushing off that Schiavo thing having seen the autopsy report and all, they were sure that the autopsy was OBVIOUSLY phony, I guess they wanted him to say that?? What he did say was crazy enough IMO.

[emdee]

27. Comedy Central! LOL

I live in TN and so I had to email Frist and demand an apology for his video-diagnosis! LOL I haven't heard back from him but I'm sure I'll get a form letter stating that he'll be sure and consider my viewpoint on the issue that I wrote in about. Haha

I hope FreeperLand does see what a twit he is - I'm so afraid he'll be on the '08 ticket. But, he's ruined himself by being a puppy-dog to Bush, hopefully.

emdee

[VOX]

52. Doug from Upland is the guy who posted Nick Berg's father's info on FR...

which may have resulted in the beheading of Nick Berg in Iraq. Don't be fooled by this guy's "cute" anti-liberal ditties. He'd jump at the chance to put Democrats and progressives into death camps.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1092851/posts
HERE IS THE ENEMY -- they have posted their names
A.N.S.W.E.R. | 3-7-04 | dfu
Posted on 03/07/2004 7:02:01 PM PST by doug from upland
Here you are, FReepers. Here is the enemy. Working in conjunction with A.N.S.W.E.R., they have given us their names.
How about this one --- Jameel Rashid, U.S. Coast Guard, Portsmouth, VA
Well, sailor. I guess it is time for me to call your commanding officer and see what he thinks about this
The list is copied from the A.N.S.W.E.R site, among them is;
<snip>
Michael S. Berg, Teacher, Prometheus Methods Tower Service, Inc.
<snip>
- - - - - - -
http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2004/05/288339.shtml
13.May.2004 14:16
Beheaded man's father was targeted by right-wing hate group
author: Sandwichman
An Internet hate group called "Free Republic" targeted Nick Berg's father and company on an enemies list two weeks before the son was detained by Iraqi police. The son was subsequently kidnapped and beheaded, allegedly by Islamic terrorists.
Two weeks before Nicolaus Berg, the American beheaded in Iraq, was picked up by Iraqi police, a right-wing hate group calling itself Free Republic published an internet "hit list" of "enemies" with the avowed purpose of harassing and harming individuals on the list. The list was copied from an online petition supporting a March 20, 2004 demonstration sponsored by the anti-war group ANSWER. It included the name of Michael S. Berg and listed his affiliation as Prometheus Methods Tower Services, Inc.

Tactics discussed by the right-wingers included circulating the names to employers, the FBI and the military in anticipation of causing them "serious grief." One participant stated, "I sure do hope to see a round of hangings soon." The larger Free Republic site abounds with apocalyptic imagery, frequent calls for genocide against Muslims and Arabs and expressions of adoration for US President George W. Bush.

"Here you are, FReepers." wrote 'doug from upland,' the instigator of the enemies list, , "Here is the enemy. Working in conjunction with A.N.S.W.E.R., they have given us their names. How about this one --- Jameel Rashid, U.S. Coast Guard, Portsmouth, VA. Well, sailor. I guess it is time for me to call your commanding officer and see what he thinks about this."
The discussion topic is identified on the site by the "keywords": APPEASENIKS; DAMNCOMMIES; ENEMYWITHIN; LEFTISTS; PEACENIKS; RATS; SCUMBAGS; TRAITORS; TREASONOUSSCUM; USEFULIDIOTS; WARONTERROR

"Less we forget," replied 'bmwcycle,' "Everyone send this to Rush, Sean, Fox, and everyone you can e-mail this list. Don't stop until everyone has a copy."

The tone of discussion on the topic, which initially continued from March 7 to March 12 2004, may be summarized by the following comments:

"The poor moron is not going to know what hit him."
<snip>

[datadiva]

19. I kind of liked the bible verse

Their only problem is, they aren't smart enough to realize they are talking about themselves. :rofl: :rofl:

[K8-EEE]

21. Pharisee Syndrome....

Freeps are the modern day Pharisees, IMO.

[FreedomAngel82]

28. Only thing is

they think it's us. :eyes: And we hate them even though a lot of democrats are Christians too.

[immoderate]

20. Thanks for finding that! ROFL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Here's mine:

I heard the news today Oh Boy!

Some freeper had just wrote a song,
And the song was rather bad,
But I just had to laugh.....

--IMM

[K8-EEE]

23. He Blew His Mind Out On KoolAid

He didn't realize his brain was gone...

[immoderate]

26. Hee hee hee

--IMM

[LSK]

29. here we are digging deeper on whats going on

And they are making up stupid songs. LOL

Maybe they should be thinking of a defense for Bush instead of stupid songs.

[OrlandoGator]

30. Memo to Freepers: Fuck you forever.

That is all. Fuck you for helping to wreck the country I love so much.

[expatriate]

31. Someone should dob that gem in to Paul Simon.

I hear he gets very shitty about things like that - not necessarily because of politics, but he's very protective of his copyrights. And he has lots and lots of lawyers.

Love the person who said it was "haunting" - yeah, like Marley's Ghost.

[nadinbrzezinski]

32. Ok Ok I will give them points for creativity

hey at least they try

[Richard D]

34. Someone, anyone . . .

. . . please tell me that that site is a parody. Please. I don't think my poor neurons can stand thinking that that degreee of stupidity is real.

[OrlandoGator]

35. These lyrics really moved me.

Then I wiped and flushed the toilet.

[mopaul]

36. god will stomp us, that's my favorite part

[Frederik]

37. Many of them must be retarded or something?

I mean, seriously?

[OrlandoGator]

38. I seriously think they are brain damaged.

And every day I damn AOL for making the internet easy enough for these mouth-breathers to access.

[Warren DeMontague]

40. I think these motherfuckers should learn and understand the lyrics to

"Born in the USA" (misused as a jingoistic campaign theme by Republicans from Reagan to Cheney) before they try to rewrite any other songs.

[opiate69]

44. Any copyright attorneys in the house?

I think a nice little cease & desist letter would get the dumbfucks all a-twitter...

[Contrary1]

45. "There's disdain for our Constitution"

Geez...what Morans. They have no clue that their idol, the Idiot Son, has been pissing on the Constitution for several years now.

I can't wait for dimwit doug's follow up hit.

[EFerrari]

47. Ever since, the I 95 song:

Were you boooorn an @sshole
or did you work on it your whole life ---

[The Traveler]

48. Irony

Given that there appears to be, quite possibly, substance to level charges of treason against several highly placed members of the Bush administration. Outting a CIA NOC during a time of war, for one example.

[yurbud]

50. who are we selling America out to and how much are we getting paid?

Why would someone want to destroy the country where they and their families live? That doesn't even make sense.


And if we are selling out our country, why haven't we gotten our checks yet?


Hillbilly Hitler art:



Blog:

[BlueStateModerate]

51. Morans (sic)

[Skip Intro]

53. lol - Good God

I couldn't finish reading it all. The coutnry is being bled dry on every level by their bloody-handed greedy hero frauds and they're gonna devote a thread to us "rats."

They are oblivious, the most easily led of the easily led. Rove saw it before we did, and he controls them.

You know, imho, he can have 'em.

[Must_B_Free]

54. WOW - this sounds prophetically accurate...

"The wicked have drawn out the sword, and have bent their bow, to cast down the poor and needy, and to slay such as be of upright conversation"

[Deja Q]

55. I will comment on these individually:

They would sell our country out…of that, you shouldn't have a doubt
They would be abdicating freedom…it’s in writing, you should read ‘em

He speaketh of corporate america and their supporters. They are abdicating freedom, and selling our country out. That started with Nixon in China, or don't they know?

Hatred of the USA…they are displaying everyday
There's disdain for our Constitution…it is time for retribution

Be careful bucktooth, * doesn't like people speaking up against his plans to shred the Constitution to make this country into an easier dictatorship...

It is power they must gain...it is a plan that is insane
If one of them cannot be president...they hope that we fail, it's evident

Eh, aren't they speaking of Cheney?