In a perfect world: What Bill Frist would say re: Schiavo's autopsy

[Sandpiper]

Senator Frist: "My fellow Americans, a few months ago you heard me state my medical opinion that Terri Schiavo was not in a persistent vegatative state because she 'responds to visual stimuli'."

"Now that her autopsy has revealed that she was, in fact, blind at the time I made this half-assed diagnosis, I must make a confession. I am a religious crank and a quack. Everything I said was motivated by my extreme right wing politics, which I always put before my medical knowledge."

"I am no longer fit to be called a Doctor, and am surrendering my license to practice medicine effective immediately. Thank you."



A fella, can dream, right?

[ibegurpard]

1. I'd be happier if he'd surrender his senate seat.

He's a bigger danger to more people where he is than he is practicing medicine.

[Momgonepostal]

2. LOL...that would be great! nt

[bluedeminredstate]

3. He'd say Something like this:

(if I got to write the script)
I was wrong - I often say things that are lies or just made up. I am a giant tool.
Since I'm being honest I want to say that I'm involved in a homosexual affair with a staffer.

[indepat]

4. Would it be fair to say extreme RW politics is put before protecting,

preserving, and defending the Constitution of the United States by far too many?