What happens to someone who posts their 666th Post?

[flakey_foont]

as this is my 666 Post,,, (which I humbly dedicate to the feller in the White House)....what can I expect to happen?
turn into a frog? be harrassed by demons all night? lose my mojo??
Shades of Mister Crowley!
Actually, just another pointless excuse to waste bandwidth

[merh]

1. You get a phone call from the shrub congratulating you and

telling you there is a place in the party if you want it! :evilgrin:

Better hurry up with 667, he's getting ready to call you. :evilgrin:

[flakey_foont]

7. well, in that case,,,,I

hold on, gotta git the phone

[merh]

Gawd, I hope it was a wrong number!

[flakey_foont]

13. well, where did they ever get the idea that

I had Prince Albert in a can?

[merh]

16. Is your refrigerator running?

[KansDem]

20. If your nose runs and your feet smell...

You're built upside down.

[merh]

23. "I see" said the blind man, as he took his hammer and saw!

[Kerrytravelers]

2. Look out for the fundies! A freeper will knock on your door!

[Pithy Cherub]

3. We are not allowed to speak of it....

:evilgrin: :hide:

[LightningFlash]

4. You get a special message...

A fax from Tom DeLay, Bush, Cheney, and an Israeli spy saying

"Heil Reich! Come comerade, join the path to truth and service. We will remake the world for god."

:toast:

[Teaser]

5. Just do a simple banishing ritual

and it'll all be OK.

"Dean before me, Clinton behind me, Kennedy at me right hand, Krugman at my left hand"

[flakey_foont]

8. That would be

the Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Democrats?
complete with Kabbalistic Kross?

[Teaser]

22. Communitarian Cross, maybe?

haven't worked that part of the ritual out yet.

[merh]

ROFLMAO

I just love that banishing ritual! :thumbsup:

Thank you for the much needed laugh! :rofl:

[Up2Late]

6. They post a 667th

If you even notice at all.

I didn't even notice my 1000th until about 1004

[IChing]

9. You close to joining the 700 club but must not watch it.

[Up2Late]

24. What a great photo in your signature, It's like my from my dreams

Except, in my dreams it progresses to those three shackled wrists to ankles, chained to the floor of their own GTMO "Tiger Cage" in soiled Orange Jump suits.

[Pinboy]

10. Your invite to the Rapture is rescinded

[KlatooBNikto]

11. You get to spend an evening with Bill Bennett at the slot machines

and then on to his favorite Dominatrix.

On Edit: You will lose precisely $666.00 within 6 minutes at the slots and will get whipped by the dominatrix sixty six times.

[Up2Late]

26. Gosh, that sounds FUN!

BTW: your Avatar is not working (broken link), just thought you'd like to know.:evilgrin:

[Mr_Spock]

12. You burn in hell until you post #667

GET BUSY! :rofl:

[warrior1]

14. Well in my experience

I was ignore.

[EST]

15. You get your official "I am not a (freeper) crook"

So don't dare call me out" identification. Did you remember to collect the three required box tops? Plus 25cents

[KLF44]

17. Actually what will happen is....

Tom Cruise will jump up and down on Oprah's sofa and declare his sham love for you.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. The goatleggings will be in your locker tomorrow morning.

Don 't ask me how they do it.

I suspect Elves. Angry ones, who've just had their jobs outsourced by Keebler.

:evilgrin:

[barb162]

19. Uncle Howdy knocks on your ceiling and you'll be needing

an exorcist

[Radio_Lady]

21. Better yet, I hope you get some action after posting this one --

Your 669th one, that is!

[NuttyFluffers]

25. it's when your protective bubble against The 700 Club kicks in.

magical warding against Falwell and his zombies. get in and get out, run through The 700 Club as fast as you can!

"...as i walk through the valley of the shadow of fundamentalism..."

[SpiralHawk]

27. "It don't mean shit." - Mr. Natural

"Get the right tool for the job"
(Natural Tip O' The Day)

[Pinboy]

28. His foont gets flakey. Oops . . . never mind!

[Gold Metal Flake]

29. You get flamed, of course.

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:toast: