Woo hoo! America's celebrity culture triumphs again!

[quinnox]

OJ Simpson, Robert Blake, Michael Jackson.

If you are a famous celebrity in America, you can get away with anything!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. No, but you can afford a competent lawyer

That is the real shame.

[Kraklen]

2. So there's a lot of poor people in prison

for crimes they didn't commit.

Something should be done about that.

[Kipling]

3. I know!

Execution! Branding, perhaps? Convict labour?

[Tempest]

4. It also helps to have

An accuser who admits to lying on the stand.

And a mother who attempts to extort money from celebrities.