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KlatooBNikto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 01:53 PM
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How about a faith based legal system? Why have evidence. lawyers,
courts etc. when our preachers can, Bible in their hands, can pronounce verdicts in as little as 33 seconds by divining God's thinking for us. Sounds like it will save a ton of money and ensure that everyone will fall in line with the thinking of the Falwells, Dobsons and Robertsons.

Come to think of it, that is exactly the system they have in Saudi Arabia.
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HockeyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 01:55 PM
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1. Probably will too in Iraq
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 01:55 PM
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2. That's coming next......
:wow: ...just as soon as they can flush the constitution down the toilet.
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sarcasmo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 01:56 PM
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3. The Theolicans are already planning this for us non believers.
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Tux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 02:33 PM
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4. What to say it isn't like that now?
Increasingly, fundie judges are appearing on the court so they can make BS rulings so eventually, non-Christians can be burned alive so Jesus would come back and be so proud.
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johnaries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 02:36 PM
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5. Yeah, just like the good old days!
Throw them in the river. If the water rejects them and they float, then they are guilty and should be stoned. If the water accepts them and they drown, then they are innocent. They're still dead, but at least they get a Christian burial.


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MN ChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 02:39 PM
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6. And what do we use to burn witches?
MORE WITCHES!!

:scared: :rofl:
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