Gannon/Guckert to take lie detector on TV at 8pm Tonight!

[KelleyKramer]

Found this over at www.americablog.org ... IMO there HAS to be some sort of catch to this, I just dont see Jeffy/Jimmy doing it unless either the fix is in or he pre-approves the questions.

In any case this could be interesting ....

http://www.pax.tv/shows/liedet/

From Americablog ...

Gannon/Guckert, media pig, is on some show called "Lie Detector" on PAX tonight at 8 pm. Okay, never heard of the show...so here's the format:

"" Each hour-long episode will present three compelling cases with one common thread - they are stories whose conclusions are unresolved for those who tell them. After viewers get a firsthand look at each subject through news footage and taped interviews, Watts goes one-on-one with each participant for an in-depth and candid conversation, giving them an opportunity to tell their side of the story.

Finally, the moment of truth is revealed when the guest submits to a lie detector test administered by Dr. Ed Gelb, a leading polygraph expert in the field who has polygraphed such notables as John and Patsy Ramsey and former LAPD detective Mark Fuhrman, with the very real results all captured on camera! At the end of each segment, Watts reveals to our subjects whether they have been vindicated or branded a liar and gets their sometimes extreme reactions to the test results. ""

Where to begin...Where to begin....So, I know the possibilities are endless, but what questions would you ask Jeff/Jim Gannon/Guckert?

[musette_sf]

1. "Spit or swallow?" n/t

[SpiralHawk]

10. A closet bottom? or a True Top?

What do Real Republicans prefer for bedroom frolicks?

[Sanity Claws]

2. My guess

is that he's doing it to continue his fifteen minutes of fame. He thinks he's so clever -- he thinks he can beat the polygraph. I've seen the show and they have caught liars.
When he's caught in his lies, he'll just say it was part of the liberal media bias.

[sam sarrha]

3. This has to be rigged...Carl Rove will be operating the Lie Machine.

[KelleyKramer]

5. Wanna bet that 'personal' questions are off limits

And we all know from Wolf Blitzkrieg and Howie the Ho, posting naked pictures of your body for sale that is available from any phone jack on the planet.. THATS a personal matter.

[yurbud]

4. Did you leave any of those scrapes on Bush's face?

[splat@14]

6. Finally, we'll know the real "Deep Throat"! n/t

[Warpy]

7. Pax is a religious wingnut network

owned by a piece of work named Paxson. Google him but not if you've eaten recently.

The test will be rigged.

The man reading the tracing will be a plant.

This is just one more exercise in lying.

[AlCzervik]

8. Go away Jeff please

Stop being an

[deacon]

9. It should be rove and scotty taking this test on gannon n/t

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

11. JimmieJeff up first. Steve Gardner will be the last. n/t

[UTUSN]

12. Uh-oh, They're Framing the Question VERY Narrowly

"Was he FED questions by the (Mal-)administration or is he the victim of a witch hunt. Did (Shrub) know to call on him?"

We can come up a lot of other questions to ask.

Plus the host is calling Talon "an internet news service", making it sound legit.

[UTUSN]

13. Oh, GUCKERT Sez It Was the DEMS "talking down the economy" n/t

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

14. Yolanda "Like public persecution". JimmieJeff's faith in God is

carrying him through this.........

[UTUSN]

15. Host: "How do you get through this PERSECUTION?"

Oh. His faith in God.

[Synnical]

16. Three questions???

That's it?

No qualifying questions, like is your real name James D Guckert?

[Synnical]

20. Three queries

Were you fed questions to use at WH press briefings by someone who is connected to the Bush Admin?

Before 2003 did you ever break a rule, regulation, or the law and not get caught?

Did someone connected to the Bush Admin feed you questions to ask at WH press briefings?

Answer: No, to all three.

The test is over.

[Skip Intro]

26. THAT was a question???

Before 2003 did you ever break a rule, regulation, or the law and not get caught?

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What did he get caught doing before 2003, and what has he gotten away with since?

That's how these freaks glorify bush too. They only see bush on a pile or rubble (from buildings he failed to protect) with a blowhorn. Nothing before or since registers.

They are all liars and con artists.

[Mnemosyne]

37. Isn't hooking a crime?!!

Oh, wait it can't be or all the political whores would be in big trouble.

Expected as much from the PAX channel.

[UTUSN]

17. Whole Focus: "Were you FED questions." Test is OVER.

The ONLY issue for this circus is whether the questions were FED to him. Nothing else.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

18. I guess they weren't going to ask him if he was anyone's boy toy. n/t

[UTUSN]

19. Surprise Surprise SurPRISE - "You ...are ...telling ...the ...TRUTH"

Any questions for the Swiftbots?

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

21. With tears in her voice........... n/t

[Synnical]

24. Only about the first question

What about the second one?

[starmaker]

22. Why did he shake his head in negative

When told the machine said he was telling truth

[Skip Intro]

23. Kerry Smear Artists Swift Vet Liars up soon

Sheesh, they throw their arms around a male whore, and get one last kick in at a decorated Veteran.

Nothing pisses me off qutie like a preachy shallow hypocrite.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

29. Watts is doing very well assassinating Kerry's character all by herself.

[jbm]

25. I am so ashamed..

I should have known jeff or whoever the hell he is would NEVER have manipulated the media! Now that I've seen him publically vindicated on a right wing fundie show that managed to reference God every few sentences, I understand that all this time he's been unfairly persecuted!

[Auntie Bush]

27. That was ridiculous! They narrowed it down to ,"Did someone in the

bush* administration feed you questions"? (or something like that)
Well...Jeff doesn't need the White House to suggest questions. Jeff can do that all by himself! All he needed to do was divert attention when Bush was getting tough questions and ask soft ball bias questions. Why didn't they ask if he got the JOB due to his connections with someone in the bush administration?

Better yet, why didn't they ask if any of his clients worked in the White House? There were so many better questions it just goes to show how bias they are.

Now for a sham question for the swift boater.

[UTUSN]

28. Ah Yaas, the Host Is Giving a Priceless Summary

So this Steve GARDNER killed a kid. "This was unheard of to kill FIVE VC and take two prisoners, never mentioning the dead kid."

Oh, here the host goes again, same question as for GUCKERT, "Was this a ploy by the White House to throw it back on KERRY?"

[UTUSN]

30. "I see tears in your eyes, Steve GARDNER. What are you feeling?"

[UTUSN]

31. "Was the killing of a boy omitted on the Sampan report?"

[UTUSN]

32. So the Entire Issue Was the Boy that GARDNER Killed. Test is Over

Yet the host says this ONE result will determine whether the ENTIRE Swiftbot campaign was a smear job or not. Haha, can see it coming now.

[lavenderdiva]

33. I'm not an attorney, but are the things Steve Gardner was saying

about John Kerry slanderous or libelous? They were sure teetering on the precipice of something like that, IMO. This whole thing is just ridiculous, and the questions they asked him during the 'test', couldn't possibly prove anything. Again, IMO.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

38. I was thinking that about Rolanda Watts too. She gave the subject

matter quite an inflammatory introduction.

[Auntie Bush]

34. What a joke this program is and I'll never watch it again. Never!

That was nothing but an attack on Kerry! Sick! Sick! sick! :puke:

[UTUSN]

35. Surprise Surprise SurPRISE: "Steve GARDNER You're telling the Truth

Oh, the accusation is that KERRY ----------KNOWINGLY filed a false report----which is different from, "Was the boy left off the report."

[lavenderdiva]

36. Wow. Maybe the Shrub Regime should start running all the

questionable aspects of their tenure thru this program... Gannon/Guckert AND Swift Boat Vets both declared 'Vindicated', and all it took was 1 hour!

[Liberal In Texas]

39. Totally manipulative piece of crap show.

First of all, highly edited, in no way a "live" show.

Cleaver use of background music at different moments to manipulate the viewer's emotions.

They wasted all that time with build-up and teases and only managed to ask one very vague question.

Now these guys (and other repukes) will be running around saying that they passed a lie detector test, on national TV no less!

Give me a break.

[KelleyKramer]

40. We turned it off after the second segment

I had never heard of that channel even though it was right there on our cable line-up.

After seeing the BS for the Guckert seg, I couldnt watch the Swift boat liars.. they just make me too mad.

One interesting thing though.. my girlfriends right-wing son even yelled 'thats totally fake and bullshit' during the guckert part.