Recipies for Humiliation: Freedom Fires w/ Your CROW???

[nostamj]

I think little George* needs a little kindness right now.

His 'war' has been exposed as an obscenely costly FRAUD.
Iraq is worse off than it had been under Saddam.
(We won't even talk about Afghanistan, no one does)

He's about to go crawling around the world on his hands and knees begging for funds and troops to clean up his disaster in Iraq.

He's facing a steady diet of CROW.

So, let's all send out very best crow recipies...

Chef Walter Scheib
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

couldn't find an email for him but I'm sure if you tantalize * or dick they'll pass the best ones on.

[e-mail]
[e-mail]

or CALL: 202-456-1111

[sistersofmercy]

1. HAHAHAHA! Hilarious idea. I try to come up with one. I saw a ...

chickenhawk salad recipe on another chat room.

[sistersofmercy]

2. I thinking crow etoufee or crow a la rouge(pas orange)!

[nostamj]

5. i was thinking a nice Broccoli&Crow quiche

just in case Poppy stops by for brunch...

[Syrinx]

3. I posted this last night

But it fits so well with you subject line, I'll do it again.

*snip*

If I were President Bush, I would expect to eat a little crow right about now, and down it without complaint.

*snip*

So, President Bush, how do those freedom fries taste now?

*snip*

http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20030919/NEWS12/30919009/1073/entertainment4

[cliss]

4. Well, hm

I wish that would happen too, but...

I just read on Yahoo news that Bush will appear before the UN and he will be more hard-hitting than ever. He's expected to say "we were right all along, and it's your responsibility and duty to go along for the ride".

You see, it's the O I L. I read recently that the oil underneath the Iraqis is worth $$1 Trillion dollars. Halliburton has got a boot on their necks saying, "not on your life are you going to give away one drop of our precious oil".

Play games, stall, "pretend" you're looking for help, but under no circumstances are you allowed to give away ONE DROP of our precious black gold. Understood?

[calimary]

11. EXCELLENT! I hope that's true.

Far better that he go swaggering to the UN and make an even bigger ASS out of himself than was previously thought possible. I hope when he meets with Chirac and Schroeder that they laugh in his face.

As Clinton asked - "If you're stuck in a hole, you should stop digging."

Dig on, george.



on edit - any such recipes should be served with French wine and include cheese for all those "cheese-eating surrender monkeys."

[corarose]

12. Brie Cheese, Foie Gras, Cornichons, Bagette, Creme Brulee

Serve the bastard up everything french.

[nostamj]

13. escargot

bushes and snails leave a trail of SLIME

[5thGenDemocrat]

6. I think we should just call 'em "Fuehrer Fries"

And have done with it.
John
Pass the USDA-approved, school lunch vegetable substitute, ma!!

[corarose]

7. RECIPE FOR CROW

http://www.crowbusters.com/recipes.htm

[sistersofmercy]

8. Ok I was going to do a parody but one of those will surely work...

with a side of freedom fries for good measure.

[nostamj]

9. oh, I do think we need some imaginative recipies

"Clear Skies" Smoked Crow Croquets
w/ twice the maximum amount of hydrocarbons!

[corarose]

10. Shit on a shingle

The perfect Bush dish.

[in_cog_ni_to]

15. Hahahahahahaha!!!!

Now, THAT was funny!

[muriel_volestrangler]

14. That Bush/Blair Iraq menu in full:

(war) starters:
WMD souffle (vastly inflated with hot air, but very little substance)
Whipped-up terrorism hysteria

fish(y) course:
Red 9/11 herring

main course:
Hash of occupation
Saddam surprise (the surprise is you don't find any WMD, or Saddam)
Cabinet of nuts

(just) des(s)erts:
Crow (substitute humble pie for Mr. Blair)

to be followed by cheese (as eaten by surrender monkeys), and chocolates (Belgian, French, German or Luxembourg made)

[nostamj]

16. uh... "well done"

just announced this to the internet on Guy James radio show...

[nostamj]

17. a little giggle for the last night crew n/t