"Frist to be honorary starer for NASCAR race" -- CNN onscreen

[Bozita]

about 5 minutes ago during Judy Woodruff's show

lmao

[neuvocat]

1. With the way he stalls things, that race will never start.

[Call me Deacon Blues]

2. Wonder if he knows how

That rich prick probably hasn't driven his own car in 20 years.

[loveable liberal]

3. how fitting....

Frist starts something and then watches and waits for the crash (see disaster)

[Fovea]

4. Maybe he can stare at the cars

and diagnose their engine problems.

[sarcasmo]

5. Why not let him and Phelps both say it, duet style.

[Clyde_dubyaD40]

6. as a proudly Liberal NASCAR fan I can't

stand the fact that NASCAR allows themselves to be used so blatantly. First Shrub now the cat killer, when will it stop?

[Tux]

7. Never

The inbreeders took over and it's all downhill from here. Get ready for mandatory cousin marriages.

[Bozita]

8. That's honorary STARER -- that's what appeared onscreen

Frist is an ogler.

[jmowreader]

9. No, make him the flagman for the whole race

"But I don't understand," said the Catkiller. "I thought I was supposed to flag the race from that little box beside the track!"

'No, no. You don't understand. It's a night race and the drivers say they're having trouble seeing the flagstand after dark, so we're trying something new. If you stand right in the middle of the track on the start/finish line, the drivers will see you much better and it will be a safer race.'

"Oh, all right. If you insist."