Breaking: Dick Cheney has a PENILE IMPLANT!

[johnfunk]

... according to a caller to the Randi Rhodes Show, who knows someone whose girlfriend was in the OR when the wiener-lengthening procedure was done!

The Bionic Dick, indeed!!!!

[Guckert]

1. and its on his forehead.....

[stevedeshazer]

45. Like this guy?

[WLKjr]

48. ROFLMAO!@

:rolmao::D!

[barb162]

67. where do you guys get these pictures...great

[yurbud]

2. that's the best headline: breaking...penile implant

I don't care about the story itself.

I didn't think he was human enough to want sex. I thought he just rubs money on himself and tortures squirrels.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Cheney's behaviour? Compensatory? Nah.

Naaaaah.

[Ken Burch]

4. An implant, huh?

Well, that explains the perpetual leer....

[GregW]

Well ... he certainly does seem loaded for bear ...

[htuttle]

7. We'd concluded that it was a colostomy bag at one point

Perhaps we need to rethink our conclusion.

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/white-house/big-dick-cheneys-mystery-bulge-025678.php

[GregW]

10. I was thinking more like his Depends had bunched up

:puke:

[johnfunk]

13. Candidate Cheney, 2008 MTV Debate: I predict...

these two lines in the transcript...

VOTER: Which is it, Vice Prsident Cheney -- boxers or briefs?

CHENEY: Depends...

[johnfunk]

14. LOL: Wonkette (real name Ana Maria Cocks...er, Cox) will love the story!

n/t

[FizzFuzz]

57. As a person with an ileostomy

(and I used to have a bag) I can say that colostomy bags hang in a different place. It wouldn't look like that at all.

But anyway, BARFFFFFFFFFFF that picture is nauseating. Ugh.

[lonestarnot]

16. OMG This is funny

[orleans]

51. eeewwwww--what an obscene pose & picture. yuck!

:puke:

[Just Me]

55. OMFG!!! Is that *gulp* for real?

:rofl:

[mistertrickster]

59. This is not anatomically possible . . . he's got a bag of M&M's in

his pocket or something.

Nobody's scrotum grows out of their thigh, I'm sorry.

[Arugula Latte]

60. Good lord!

What is it about this administration with their mysterious bulges under grey flannel?

[formercia]

5. He should have been born a Walrus

They have one naturally. Walrus are so fat, they couldn't have effective sex without one.

[nonconformist]

6. Makes sense

His real one probably broke off in the collective ass of America.

[radwriter0555]

8. heart patients get them since they're on so many meds they can't get

a stiffy... especially with blood pressure medications.

So implants are to basically restore a semblence of function...

HAH HAH! He's got perma-wood!

[formercia]

9. It was 4 feet long

and inserted up his anus.

[formercia]

49. That will teach you to slouch

at Cabinet meetings, Dick.

Prick gets a new backbone.

[Dulcinea]

11. What a disgusting thought.

Ick.

[WhiteTara]

12. is that the better to rape us?

I'll also bet he and Scalia take lots of Viagra during their "orgies to relieve that social pressure". Isn't there some bible thing about people being known by their works? I can see it now... Both of them blind and dead from heart attacks with their by viagra induced fake weapons of mass destruction on display. The world will know that we were all raped by a couple of hopped up sex addicts.
:puke:

[progressivebydesign]

15. Makes you wonder who he's using it on... n/t

[alarimer]

17. Who would want to have sex with him??

I can't imagine this would even be necessary!

[skypilot]

18. Of course he does.

How do you think he's able to stand up straight?

[Avalux]

19. Arnie's had it done too - he shrunk his weenie with steroids

I was told this years ago by someone "in the know" in LA. Sylvester Stallone is another.

[amandabeech]

20. Yup, heard the same thing about Stallone.

Also from someone who should know.

[sendero]

26. I'd have to take that with a grain of salt..

.... since the idea that steroids shrink your "weenie" is a total myth.

They do however shrink your testicles, but only temporarily.

[Avalux]

27. Well, prolonged use does cause impotence -

good enough for me! :hi:

[BigBearJohn]

21. Oh, this is just what I needed to know. Maybe * will get a brain implant.

[donheld]

22. Thank you ever so much for this wonderful news

I have been so stressed lately about Cheney's penis. I don't know how i'd have survived without this highly important news. My life is in your debt. :sarcasm:

[Straight Shooter]

23. Oh, just great. My hard-earned tax $$$ pay for a dick for the dick.

And I bet he takes Viagra, too.

All those so-called macho men in the Monkey Palace are poseurs, every one of them. It isn't that he has the implant, it's that we paid for it and he never revealed that fact.

[oasis]

24. Headline: Lynn Cheney Demands More Dick

[noiretextatique]

25. i think she prefers the detachable kind

like mother, like daughter.

[DearAbby]

29. Well crap....Now I can sleep tonight knowing this...........

NOT!

[noiretextatique]

32. mrs. cheney's novel, "sisters"

http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/sisters.asp

[Ouabache]

34. well sure she would - just look who her husband's dick is attached to

nt

[indepat]

28. Say it isn't so, say it isn't so and don't break my heart with cruel jokes

[paineinthearse]

30. Dick Cheney IS a PENILE IMPLANT nt

[earth mom]

68. No, He's a DICK

Sorry, I couldn't resist-LOL!

:evilgrin:

[DistressedAmerican]

31. Nuf Said!

[johnfunk]

33. Mega-dildos, Distressed!

That made my afternoon

[DistressedAmerican]

35. The Expression "Mega-Dildos" Makes Mine!

[Warren DeMontague]

36. and it's breaking? sounds painful.

Hmmm. That might explain the grumpiness.

[AirAmFan]

37. Too bad this isn't a stronger rumor, with a respectable URL. Jay Leno

could use this to start building back some credibility after allowing Ahnold to get to the Governor's Mansion through his show.

And the writers at The Daily Show could do some great things with a story like this.

[Media_Lies_Daily]

38. Except they put it in his nose....oddly appropriate for the lying prick.

[El Supremo]

39. He needs help with the Senate's "Up and Down" votes. n/t

[Stinky The Clown]

40. I'd like to see that pasty old fucker's penile implant break

Maybe that's why Lynne always so bitchy ... she figured the old goat would be out of her hair by now.

[Stephanie]

41. Why am I the first to NOMINATE this thread???

Further consideration of WHY he wanted such a thing is NOT recommended.

[Gin]

42. He didn't get one.....He IS one!

g

[stevedeshazer]

46. I thirded it

It's on there now.... :)

[lala_rawraw]

43. I heard...and boy oh boy...

Hope he is taking Viagra like breath mints.

[Blue Belle]

44. Geeze... you'd think that his inflated ego would be enough...

to spill over into the other inadequate appendages.

:puffpiece:

[porphyrian]

47. The problem is, it's in his ass. - n/t

[Nothing Without Hope]

50. The IMPLANT is more human than he is. Steve Bradenton CARTOONS have

depicted Cheney as a Dick all along. Here's a sample from August 2004, "Chicken Cheney," found here:
http://www.buzzflash.com/bradenton/04/08/bra04079.html
(I'm routing the image bandwidth through a public cache, so it may take a few seconds to load.)

http://www.buzzflash.com.nyud.net:8090/bradenton/04/08/images/13dickflag.jpg

[Poiuyt]

52. Cheney and John Bolton

Think they ever went cruisin' together at Plato's Retreat?

[JanMichael]

53. The better to fuck us with, my dear.

nt

[UTUSN]

54. Whatever for? n/t

[orleans]

56. so were we all lied to once again? only this time it was about dick's

you-know

Cheney Undergoes Another Urgent Surgery for His Heart

http://archives.thedaily.washington.edu/2001/030601/N8.wireforpag.html

[johnfunk]

58. Lemme guess: sudden onset of Wienerial Fibrillation

... and it's a good thing heh didn't take Viagra, he'd have gone blind by now...

[orleans]

61. lol!

[Submariner]

62. This explains the Jeff Gannon/Guckert West Wing visits

Jeff inflated the implant for Dick.

[bunny planet]

63. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

[Hubert Flottz]

64. The better to pork you with my dear!!!

Another GOPer Misguided Muscle program?

[LuPeRcALiO]

65. hmm.. wonder if it has its own battery

or if it's manually operated :blush:

[Hubert Flottz]

66. Probably a Die-Hard!

It just keeps Coming And Coming And Coming!

Edit...I'll bet his old lady got tired of kick starting him and had the Thang fixed!

[LuPeRcALiO]

69. or an Eveready

or maybe a Timex -- takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' :blush:

[Octafish]

70. Hey, Lynn! Not all Rulers have 12 inches!

"Lynn, honeybugger, I swear this is a meter."

[Name removed]

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[Moderator]

72. Locking, not appropriate for GD n/t