"Oil Acres" (Bush's song)

[KansDem]

Wednesday, kliljeldahl posted this cartoon:



Blue Belle said it reminded her of the theme to "Green Acres"

So I troped that tune with this:

Oil Acres
(sung to the tune "Green Acres")

Doo-doo de-doo-doo
Ta-ta,
Doo-doo de-doo-doo
Ta-ta
Doo-doo de-doo-doo, doo-doo de-doo-doo, Doo-doo de-doo-doo
Ta-ta

Eeeee-raq-Nam is the place to be,
Doo, doo, doo…
Steee-lin’ oil is the job for me!
Doo, doo, doo…
Land spreadin’ out with crude below,
Gotta start drillin’ after September’s show.

Doo, doo, doo...

I tried to drill in Texas state,
Dick-a-dick-a-dick-a
But my luck there wasn’t all too great.
Dick-a-dick-a-dick-a
With the help of bro I’m now the Pres,
And I do what ever the P-Nac sez…

Doo, doo, doo…

Doo-doo de-doo-doo
Fall guy?
Doo-doo de-doo-doo
Let’s lie!
Doo-doo de-doo-doo
Hussein?
Doo-doo de-doo-doo
Insane!

He was our pet,
Goodbye, “Instant Threat!”

Eee-raq-nam, bring it on!

Doo-doo de-doo-doo, doo-doo de-doo-doo, Doo-doo de-doo-doo
Ta-ta!


(pretend you're Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor)

on edit: might change the name to "Black Acres" in keeping with the color theme...

[peekaloo]

1. *applause*

:toast:


doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Civil Wars?

doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Oil Whores!

[KansDem]

2. LOL!

I like it!

[harlinchi]

3. In the vein of 70's TV theme songs...

I posted this elsewhere but to continue the 70's flavor...

Sung to the tune of the theme from "The Beverly Hillbillies":

If we follow Bush he'll lead the country straight to hell.
He lied to tilt at windmills and found cats for us to bell.
His disconcerting ramblings should give the country pause,
Since when the facts were known we found it was for the wrong cause.
Saddam, that is. Not bin Laden.

Dick Chaney's actions as our veep should be a huge disgrace.
Our dollars go to his old firm while he smirks in our face.
He sees no problem spending lives be they girls or boys,
In places all throughout the world for Halliburton's toys.
Oil rigs, pipelines.

The misuse of Powell is an embarrassment to me.
He chooses all his words and deeds so very carefully.
But the choice that he got wrong was an important one...
...Running the State Department for the first George Bush's son.
Shrub, that is. MBA..

The arrogance of Don Rumsfeld is measured in lives lost.
He tells us everything is fine but he won't tell the cost.
He parries questions from the press; they reproduce his bile,
While Rumsfeld irritates us with that condescending smile.
Sh!t-eating grin. Empire.

[KansDem]

4. Excellent!

I can almost hear Earl's banjo in the background...