how embarrassing, the Mighty U.S. can't find Zarqawi OR Osama

[mopaul]

just 2 guys, 2 guys hold the mighty mighty u s of a hostage and in fear and paranoia. 2 mysterious, evasive, transparent guys with no gigantic military complex to back them up, hold the u.s. at gunpoint and we CAN'T FIND THEM? gimmee a break united states of america.

[BeyondThePale]

1. yeah but we caught Saddam in his spider hole!

(sarcasm)

[Deja Q]

20. Only because someone led US soldiers to him.

Unless that story was a hoax...?

[Lannes]

2. They could have found Bin Laden in 2001-2002

If they had really wanted to but they wanted to keep him alive to keep people scared.If they had caught him Bushco might not have had the support to continue the phony war on terror.Yes they are looking for him but its a half hearted attempt at best.

[unhappycamper]

3. Here's a hint: look for a bearded guy dragging a dialysis machine.

What a bunch of losers.

[frylock]

14. don't forget the production crew..

someone does those timely videos.

[AussieDave]

4. But we got Saddam - one outta three ain't bad...........

I posted this the other day - thought it might do with a reprise.

From the editorial page of the Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail newspaper (owned by Rupert M.)...

http://network.news.com.au/image/0,10114,5010622,00.jpg


Kinda says it all, doesn't it ???

[neweurope]

5. Somehow I keep thinking that they told us THREE TIMES

already they had captured Zarqawi...


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Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[Squeech]

6. Yeah, but

Oceana couldn't find Goldberg either. See you at today's two minutes hate?

[mopaul]

7. i'll be there with clenched teeth

and i have plenty of popcorn to throw at the screen when the loathsome goldbstien's, er, zarqawi's face appears gigantically. i can't fucking wait! soma! soma!

[Mika]

9. Goldberg?

1984 Ch7
http://www.online-literature.com/orwell/1984/7/

Goldstein had fled and was hiding no one knew where, and of the others, a few had simply disappeared, while the majority had been executed after spectacular public trials at which they made confession of their crimes. Among the last survivors were three men named Jones, Aaronson, and Rutherford. It must have been in 1965 that these three had been arrested. As often happened, they had vanished for a year or more, so that one did not know whether they were alive or dead, and then had suddenly been brought forth to incriminate themselves in the usual way.

[Squeech]

12. Oops

Serves me right for posting before coffee.

[mopaul]

11. they've GOT to be using orwell's book as a guideline

but orwell was only pointing out what all societies eventually do

[Mika]

13. Agreed, although I can't find DU or FR in the book

:hi:

[tanyev]

8. Here's an idea.

Let's draft all the celebrity paparazzi into a special unit to find Zarqawi and Osama. They can find anyone. Plus, we wouldn't have to see any more pictures of Britney or Paris for a very long time.

[mopaul]

10. get 'dog the bounty hunter' on it

or matlock, any fool could find them if they really tried

[Al-CIAda]

15. Ace Ventura, Pet detective! -nt

[dbt]

16. Dammit, mo, pResident Cheney knows EXACTLY where

bin Laden is and can whip him out any damn time he wants to but he knows that bin Laden is vitally necessary to keep the War On Terra going so we can close some more bases so Halliburton can make lots more money to pour back into the economy to attract more recruits to our Modern Armies, so stop saying that!

[mopaul]

17. kick

[spanone]

18. Being 'Mighty' and being a 'Bully' are two different things.

Our might has been reduced to bullying.

[Media_Lies_Daily]

19. Most of the time, we can't even find Cheney.

[dawgfan]

21. The four reasons the U.S. really invaded Iraq

1.Oil
As admitted by Paul Wolfowitz in Vanity Fair magazine.
2. Because there are few good roads in Afghanistan as compared with Iraq meaning big mac-stuffed, french fry-filled American soldiers would have to get out of their vehicles and walk rather than drive to search for Osama bin Laden.
Even Rumsfeld admitted this. "There are no good targets in Afghanistan."
3. Because there is nothing good on television, and Americans (especially NASCAR dads) want to see stuff blow up.
4. George W. thought a quick victory would boost his re-election chances. It's the same mistake his dad made, only this time the Bush won anyway because Kerry ran a wussy campaign.

www.mark-gelbart.com

[AnnInLa]

22. Zarqawi is a made-up boogie man

Was interesting to hear some lib-type talking heads throw out this idea on several talk shows recently. Their idea was that, while there is or was probably a real Zarqawi sometime/somewhere, bushco has invented Zarqawi as a super-duper boogie man to scare the US sheeple, as if we were a bunch of children. These heads said that if Zarqawi is dead, or has died, then bushco surely doesn't want us to know it...they'll have to invent another boogie man to take his place. Altho this is something we all know anyway, it was still interesting to hear it expressed in the MSM.