anticipating the terrorists and their plans . . .

[OneBlueSky]

http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/terror/plans/terrorwatch.html

"In November of 2004, I asked visitors to anticipate a terrorist attack, and to be creative. The report from the 911 Commission sited a "lack of imagination" as a reason that the World Trade Center hijackattack was not averted.

"There were a lot of comments. Long comments. I have tried to summarize the anticipated possible attacks below.

"Pipes indicates multiple submissions with the same or similar method."

Anticipated Methods:

Terrorists might sink oil tankers with speedboat bombs
Terrorists might poison water reservoirs |||
Terrorists might do a gas attack in subway
Terrorists might detonate bombs in subway
Terrorists might destroy irrigation equipment
Terrorists might disrupt elections with polling place snipers
Terrorists might introduce mad cow with tainted organs
Terrorists might attach bombs to skyscraper support columns
Terrorists might fire rockets towards the white house from a van roof
Terrorists might send pretzels to the president
Terrorists might release a phony government announcement to ban alcohol
Terrorists might start lots of fires |||||||||
Terrorists might unplug ticker tape thing
Terrorists might challenge the president to a duel
Terrorists might install a giant gasoline reservoir inside a large cargo van
Terrorists might resurrect Steve Guttenberg's career
Terrorists might poison Starbucks Coffee |||
Terrorists might dust fabric industry with itching powder
Terrorists might give president of USA a cat
Terrorists might shoot natural gas storage tanks and trucks with armor-piercing bullets
Terrorists might destroy the volcano at La Palma |||||
Terrorists might detonate a subterranean nuclear weapon
Terrorists might deflate the Super Bowl footballs
Terrorists might destroy a Soo Lock ship lock by lowering a bomb from a fishing boat
Terrorists might do 50 simultaneous mall bombings
Terrorists might dust America's corn with pollen from genetically engineered poisonous corn strains
Terrorists might expose Americans to osmium
Terrorists might drop deadly castor beans into the three-bean salad at salad bars
Terrorists might trick people into entanglement with the lethal Texas penal system
Terrorists might 1-2 punch suicide bombers strike the white house
Terrorists might hijackattack a jet into a football stadium
Terrorists might wrong-way freeway tractor-trailer trucking
Terrorists might overload the WalMart express checkout lane by writing a check
Terrorists might join the National Guard, become a pilot and strafe schools.
Terrorists might elect Bush ||||||||
Terrorists might park and burn barges of sugar and nitrates near critical river-side buildings
Terrorists might construct a 1/4 scale Remote-controlled ducted-fan f-16, filled with explosives and strike Washington
Terrorists might taint baby food with cat poop
Terrorists might Bomb Union Station with a suitcase bomb
Terrorists might push poison into an urban water supply with a basement pool pump
Terrorists might exploit diabetic security loophole to hijackattack airliners with poisoned hypodermic needles
Terrorists might frame a supposed antagonistic country by attacking with a doctored hijackattack

- much, much more . . . :)

http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/terror/plans/terrorwatch.html

[passy]

1. A long list ...

... for a better answer, ask Cheney what he has up his sleeve.

[EFerrari]

2. "Terrorists might taint baby food with cat poop"

Another reason not to watch televised snooze casts. :)

[KharmaTrain]

3. You Just Stole CNNServative's Rating's Cure

Gotta keep the sheeple in fear ya know...make 'em think we're "at war" and that them there terorists could strike anywhere at anytime.

I could see this list on the wall of the "newsrooms" of the major cable networks. Let's scare people with a report on this one, an hou special on that one...a "terror watch" with a third.

As Carlin once said..."ingestion of saliva can be fatal, if allowed to happen over the period of 100 years or more...". People who want to have fears (and I'm convinced there are people who need them and enemies) will glam on to this stuff...put yellow ribbons on their SUVs and listen to hate radio. CNNServative needs these people. They're ratings gold.