I don't bathe my children...

[devilgrrl]

or put sunscreen on them. Which makes me an evil parent.

Then again, I don't have any children so I don't have to worry about what others think or worry that they ride their bikes without a helmet.

[Goldmund]

1. I keep my children hybernated in a freezer myself.

:evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

2. I let my children swim after eating

though I don't have any either...

[damntexdem]

6. What, you don't have any swimming ...

or any eating?

[crispini]

3. Has GD turned into the lounge today?

Not that I mind, but between your thread and the satirical/humorous Nader stuff going on in here today, I'm starting to wonder.

[fob]

4. OMG! I don't bathe your non-existent children either! Or put sunscreen

on them! AGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGH! I'm a horrible non-parent to your non-children!


Hurrying to post before locked...

[damntexdem]

5. I don't bathe my child ...

at 18, he's old enough to bathe himself.

And I don't make him wear a helmet when riding a bike -- because he doesn't ride a bike.

But he damn well better always wear a seat belt in the car! (And he does, too -- he learned that well.)

[noiretextatique]

7. teehee

:rofl:

[Richard D]

8. I turned my kids into bonsai's

[uppityperson]

11. I bonsaied my kittens

[XemaSab]

9. I deprive my children

of refined sugar, animal protein, and conventional food for weeks on end, and berate them constantly for minor environmental infractions. They're all named Ralph Nader, and they comprise a small, filthy, sunburned army.

[Stinky The Clown]

10. I hand out scissors at track practice

to anyone who wants them .... including not my own kids

[Shoeempress]

12. I don't bathe my children or even set their bed times. They stay up all

night and party. I give them weed and they love it. Of course they can't tell anyone cuz they are cats.

[snooper2]

15. I posted about my children before I read about yours...

Our children would get along great!

Bad snooper :evilgrin:

[Shoeempress]

16. No doubt.

[Horse with no Name]

13. You aren't a bad parent

because I am one of those people that give a shit that you don't put sunscreen on your non-existent kids, so I put it on them behind your back,:evilgrin:

[snooper2]

14. I feed my children once a day

the same food most all of the time...

They are screaming in the morning for food...

One of my children I walk around on a leash to show him off in public..

And, they never have a bath, or a shower...

And the 4 year old, well, she just loves to sit on my lap while I smoke pot...




Of course my children are cats :)

[Moderator]

17. Locking

This seems a "copycat" response to a previous thread.

Thanks for your consideration.
DU Mods