Help save Faux news..

[kerryin2004]

Faux news needs a new catch phrase to get their audiences to watch.. Can you come up with a creative one for them? Mine will be WE DECIDE YOU WATCH.

[Jade Fox]

1. "You'll believe anything--and don't we know it at Fox!"

[kiki]

2. ALL BULLSHIT... ALL THE TIME.

"The news that's not afraid to tell the truth - that everything is just fine." ((c)Homer Simpson)

[Shoeempress]

3. You can't handle the truth, so watch Fox

[unhappycamper]

4. self-delete

[kevinmc]

5. Brit Hume vs Bill O'Reilly in Vibrator Death Match

[jimshoes]

6. FOX news....

a little better than a sharp stick in the eye.

[HockeyMom]

8. We Distort, You Comply

Cannot say it anybody than that. Agitproperties.com. Too bad they shut them down. Loved their Ann Coulter, Miss September 1938, too. Should have bought them when I had a chance to.

[graywarrior]

7. War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength.

You are getting sleepy......

[kerryin2004]

9. Someone might object to them using that one..

[izzybeans]

17. They should just go all out and call themselves the Ministry of Truth

rebuild their technofortress to resemble a huge white pyramid. It's not like there is a difference between them and the White House Press Office. They should just take this totalitarian thing to the next level.

[sam sarrha]

10. when thay tank out..maybe we could all pitch in and make a DU station..

[Cleita]

11. That would be fine but you really need a sugar daddy too.

You would need to meet expenses for at least a full year and that is a lot of money.

[Nimrod]

12. "Close enough for government work"

:)

[IChing]

13. You loved Muzak now we have Nuzak elevator news for your mindless pleasure

[Melynn]

14. Fox News - The offical voice of the White House n/t

[jazzjunkysue]

15. Foxy News: Unfair and Unbalanced

[Jose Diablo]

16. Fox News-Guardian of the Chickens

[izzybeans]

18. Fox News: Sleezy Girls and the Republican Anchors who Beat and Molest Them

<sound comes reigning in with their "News Alert" sound> "We sexually harass, you decide."