Santorum is up....turn off the sound!!

[sinkingfeeling]

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. I was wondering about it, ... god

[LSparkle]

2. Sanscrotum ... UGH!

I tuned out when the last *R* got up -- I think they're basically alternating hours, so I'll tune back in in around another 40 minutes.

[DIKB]

3. I was tempted.

Maybe I'm getting sick in the head, but I wanna hear what points he's stressing.

Right now Respect, blah blah blah. . . .

Ignore the past, etc.

Hmm, maybe I don't need to listen.

[Just Me]

4. MY EARS! MY EARS! I'VE GONE DEAF!!!!

x(

[Walt Starr]

5. What a nasty word to use in a subject line

have you looked up the definition of "santorum"? NASTY NASTY NASTY!!!

[sinkingfeeling]

9. Sorry Walt!

santorum
The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.
"That move was about as slick as santorum!"


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum&f=1

[ClintonTyree]

12. Geeeesh.....

:wow: that's as sickening a description of Rick Santorum as I've ever heard! True, but sickening nonetheless.

[undeterred]

6. we have an opportunity to step away from the mistakes of the past

:nuke:

now he's talking about a "partisan infection" :scared:
Call Dr. Frist for a prescription!

[welshTerrier2]

7. classic Monty Python parrot sketch on E!

not the original though ... it was redone on SNL ...

"he's blooming deceased" ...

[tridim]

8. 100 bucks he says "up and down" at least a dozen times

Easy bet.

[davidinalameda]

10. but I want to hear more about man on dog

or whoever is doing Paris Hilton

[napi21]

11. Sounds been off on my TV since the last Dem.

I just glanced over when I saw this thread, and choaked on my beer!!!! I can't even stand to look at that idiot! Think I'll change the chanel.

[undeterred]

13. He's comparing the DEMS to HITLER?!

Oh, they're breaking a gentlemans agreement. Excuse me while I puke.
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[uppityperson]

18. WTF is he talking about?

I can't follow if he likes filibusters or not or what. And wtf is that gentleman's agreement bs? Like we have an agreement to not follow the law so we don't have to ever? This person is an emphatic speaker but I can't follow. It's soooooooooo confusing, he must be brilliant. :sarcasm:
oooo, Mother Teresa. quick, up or down, vote. wtf?

[undeterred]

19. lotsa Republican code language

translation: No, WE'RE the good guys, and YOU'RE the bad guys. Nyah nyah nyah nyah...:evilfrown:

[Swamp Rat]

14. Get your special sunglasses!!! QUICK!

[CottonBear]

15. He's speaking of hubris...

Now's he's talking about "people not being able to live with the spirit of the law (corporate responsibility) and repressing the freedom of the people...he says he doesn't want to vote to end the filibuster...what we are doing here is wrong...let civility reign and the tradition of the senate upheld..."

:grr:

[pgh_dem]

16. think Luntz is crapping himself

I think he's watching Ricky, and screaming at the TV "Stop saying Breaking the Rules! I know what you mean, but the people who follow us don't parse language! Just say 'Up or down' 800 times and sit your ass down!"

[CottonBear]

17. Breaking the Rules, Breaking the Rules, Breaking the Rules

Breaking the Rules, Breaking the Rules, Breaking the Rules
Breaking the Rules, Breaking the Rules, Breaking the Rules
Breaking the Rules, Breaking the Rules, Breaking the Rules
Breaking the Rules, Breaking the Rules, Breaking the Rules
Breaking the Rules, Breaking the Rules, Breaking the Rules
Breaking the Rules, Breaking the Rules, Breaking the Rules
Breaking the Rules, Breaking the Rules, Breaking the Rules
Breaking the Rules, Breaking the Rules, Breaking the Rules
Breaking the Rules, Breaking the Rules, Breaking the Rules

YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK THE RULES YOU LYING SACK OF SANTORUM!