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johncoby2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 09:20 PM
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Would someone PLEASE give Bush a BJ?.......
So we can impeach him!
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 09:22 PM
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1. Or just so he'll chill the fuck out.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 09:22 PM
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2. Got that backwards...
Bush is a "bottom". He likes catching, not pitching.

Just ask Jeff Gannon or Victor Ashe!
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rainman99 Donating Member (283 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 09:23 PM
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3. I think it's Frist who needs the bj.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 09:25 PM
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4. No, Frist only gets off on vivisection of helpless pets.
Edited on Wed May-18-05 09:25 PM by benburch
Doesn't even need to touch his "Willy". Just watching the life draining out of a cat makes him orgasm violently.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 09:26 PM
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5. You do it.
I'm willing to make some sacrifices for the sake of my country, but... Eeeww.
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 09:27 PM
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6. shit, he is jacking off horses
or was laura "just kidding" wink
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 09:28 PM
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7. No. No one will give Bush a BJ.
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AtTheEndOfTheDay Donating Member (454 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 10:10 PM
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21. Jeffie will.
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powergirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 09:28 PM
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8. IT WOULD BE THE FAULT OF THE DEMOCRATS
Because, obviously it wouldn't happen if Clinton wasn't president.
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kiki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 09:30 PM
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9. "In more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history."
(According to Adrian Cronauer, he never actually said that, but it's still a good line.)
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 09:30 PM
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10. Clinton used up all the Oval Office BJs
there are no more to be given. :shrug:
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 09:32 PM
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11. Maybe Karen Hughes while donning a strap on will oblige a reacharound.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 09:58 PM
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19. Of all the unnecessary images I've ever had implanted in my brain...
E-effing-gads. :scared:
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tnlefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 09:33 PM
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12. I nominate Condiliar for the job!
I can't imagine any self-respecting woman doing that, so I think that she should get the job.
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 09:34 PM
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13. can't we hire jeff gannon to do the deed?
his mouth is for sale.
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liam_laddie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 09:39 PM
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14. BJ for W
I nominate Norquist and Rove - a sam'ich...
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Ruffhowse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 09:45 PM
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15. I nominate Ann Coulter since she's such a conservative whore anyway.
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bumblebee1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-05 01:54 AM
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28. Here's another sammich idea
Mann Coulter and Laura Ingraham. That would be an interesting threesome.
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madmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 09:55 PM
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16. that's so funny, I was just telling mr.madmom...
this morning that we should take up a collection for some brave soul to give bush a blow job, but make sure they(he/she) had proof.:rofl:
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 09:56 PM
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17. I'd rather suck a cactus. n/t
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 10:05 PM
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20. That paints a picture!
hehehehe
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 09:56 PM
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18. How about robbing the Crawford or Kennebunkport Hiltons?
If you get it, you are staring down fifty... :evilgrin:
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 10:16 PM
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22. Chris Matthews would be awfully jealous
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 10:17 PM
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23. Maybe there is something on Gannon not uncovered as of yet.....
perhaps Newsweek should have pursued that.
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 10:20 PM
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24. GUARANTEED RESPONSE: "That's his private life"
Witness the reaction to Gannon and Spokane mayor.

When it's them, it's their privacy. When it's us, it's the end of civilization.
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 10:22 PM
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25. Oops. Multple posts.
Edited on Wed May-18-05 10:25 PM by Toucano
Slippy little mouse!
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Tinoire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 10:35 PM
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26. Don't look at me. n/t
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-05 12:37 AM
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27. I'm sure there's a horse somewhere...
that will be of interest to him:evilgrin:
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-05 03:31 AM
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29. I thought that was HIS job!
Blowing corporations and such.
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