Now the 'LIVE' grenade was thrown 60 FEET from Bush*....Bwahaha

[spanone]

Closer than they knew.....Next he will have caught it in his teeth and with his tongue squirreled and fashioned some kind of pin to stick back in and save the lives of all those around him. While not skipping a beat in his speech....

[dogday]

1. Pretty soon they will say it was in Laura's purse!

[Double T]

5. Karl Rove Should Have Been A Fantasy Fiction Novelist Writer........

......no one would really believe a word of it !!!!

[Goldmund]

2. Whatchutalkinbout, Willis?

[MADem]

3. Gotta distract from Galloway and that backfiring Newsweek story! n/t

[Avalux]

4. Did they mention the plexiglass barrier?

Apparently even if the thing had gone off, there was a barrier that would have protected shrub. Wonder how this story will morph next...I do like your embellishment. :hi:

[jab105]

6. Ahhh...I see that Karl Rove watched "The Interpreter"...

:)

[stevedeshazer]

7. Our Brave Leader Narrowly Escapes Disaster

All Hail Lance Link!

[pbartch]

8. DARN, DARN, DARN!!!!!

I MISSED THAT WOUSY WABBIT SAID ELMER FUDD.

[Blue Belle]

9. Not like he'd need his tongue in his speech anyway...

My 5 year old nephew has better diction and a broader vocabulary.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. Then, commadeering a nearby ANG training jet,

He flew to Baghdad and found the Spider Hole, tossed the grenade in and blew up Hitler's brain before it could escape to safety in Massachusetts with Ted Kennedy, thereby saving the world and makin' it safe fer Freedum*!


*cept fer them gays. oh and the people what voted fer mahpohnent. and um did I fergit Poland? Amen.


:D

[acmejack]

11. sounds like it was about 59 ft short

It was a dummy practice unit before wasn't it? I suppose it took a week to get some one who could tell the difference?

[BattyDem]

12. Wouldn't a "live" grenade have exploded?

Just askin' ...