Let's have a Bush-making-ass-of-self picture swap please!

[complain jane]

Here's mine but I need some new ones to add to my collection:

[BlueEyedSon]

1. Falling off the (self-stabilizing) Segway, dropping the dog....

[Lisa]

9. the "Bush and Barney" pics are in a league by themselves ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3283587

[kliljedahl]

2. Are you trying to swamp the servers?

What are you thinking?


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[rocktivity]

132. Maybe something could be set up in the Demopedia

So we could enjoy these pics at any time without overloading DU's servers.

:headbang:
rocknation

[Lisa]

144. that's a great idea! A "don't look on a full stomach" photo gallery ....

Could also be a nice resource for people who need pics for protest signs, etc.

[cestpaspossible]

3. Who could forget this

"Major combat operations in Iraq have ended." - 5/1/2003

[MarianJack]

4. But Wait!!!!!

rush and ann and sean and faux said that the sailors did that and that our glorious president had nothing to do with that sign.

You mean they lied! GASP!

[emcguffie]

5. ther'es a great one somewhere, I don't nkow where

It's at the dedication of the Clinton Library, and Bush is trying to squeeze his way out the door in front of Clinton. It's hilarious.

[Lisa]

8. Like this?

There are a bunch more here ...





http://www.dubyaspeak.com/incidents.shtml

[emcguffie]

59. You found it!

Isn't it telling?

[TryingToWarnYou]

72. I like the sentiment, but Clinton had not had his heart surgery yet

when that picture was taken.

[ginnyinWI]

82. yes he had

This happened in December 04.

[stevedeshazer]

64. Here ya go!

[pbartch]

118. this is a GREAT website.......IF BUSH WAS A GIRL.......

http://www.funnybunch.com/1/bushgirl.htm

This one takes a while to load.....but it's worth it.
BUSH MAKES A REALLY UGLY WOMAN!!!

AND HERE IS A GREAT WEBSITE -- The Smirking Chimp:

http://www.smirkingchimp.com/article.php?sid=12502&mode=nested&order=0

[zoeb]

6. I love the Powell one

I hadn't seen that one!:rofl:

[kliljedahl]

7. How's this

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[kiki]

55. "Let's go through this again, George..."

"This (holding up coin) is VERY SMALL."

"But this (pointing at moon) is FAR AWAY."

[kliljedahl]

10. Can't forget this one my all time favorite

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[Blue Belle]

18. I love that one too...

The open fly ho-down!!

Putin's expression is priceless! You know he's thinking, "Bush - what a Jackass!"

[kliljedahl]

29. I like this take

From an actual newspaper scan:


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[Virginian]

75. He looks like Tommy Smothers in that open fly picture.

No wonder no one can take him seriously.

[Blue Belle]

111. NICE!!

:rofl:

[pbartch]

119. do a google search -- BUSH AS A GIRL

http://images.google.com/images?q=Bush+as+a+girl&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

and here is a winner:

[Blue Belle]

124. Bush as a Girl = Ann Coulter!!

Though Bush probably has smaller feet...

:+

[lonestarnot]

151. Have this one on my wall of shame @ work.

[Bluebear]

11. Ridiculous crybaby and corn peddler....

[Lisa]

15. and more shots of Bush eating raw corn!

at last, he's finally leaving!





How not to appear "hip"



http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,398500,00.jpg




Photos:
http://www.nathanbeach.com/notebooks/2004/bush/
http://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/0,1518,grossbild-398500-326327,00.html

[katinmn]

21. that raw corn one is priceless!

thanks for the laugh.
:rofl:

[MisterP]

57. what . . . a . . . mutant

this one is so horrifying, so hopeless:

[atommom]

60. No! Don't let him eat the baby!!!

[MisterP]

70. his face, utterly bereft of redeeming qualities,

free of humor, humanity, mercy

[jayctravis]

65. Bush with black gloves on really scares me.

I can't explain why.

[Skidmore]

97. I sure hope he had a raging bout of

corn gut as that stuff went through.

[complain jane]

161. Does he know that corn is raw? I mean do people even EAT raw corn?

I just know that here in NJ you don't...

[pbartch]

24. GEES....HE REALLY HAS A FAT BEER GUT IN THAT LAST ONE HUH??

[pbartch]

25. THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAV........BUSH, CHIMP COMMANDER

[kliljedahl]

30. & a photo Shopped version

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[booksenkatz]

39. By yours truly... hee hee

The first time I saw that nutso look on his face, the thing that came to mind was simply:

GOOBER.

I was lucky to find a perfect original at TV Land. And it's been my sig line ever since! LOL

[Gabi Hayes]

41. you didn't get it here, did you?

[booksenkatz]

94. The pic I got it from was

bigger, and he was alone in the shot and I think there was yellow in the background... maybe in a school setting, perhaps?

Love the ape treatment, though, I've never seen that one! LOL

[dxstone]

155. Hi, Gaby!

GREAT pic, looks totally natural, LOL!

I GOTTA ask... where'd you get those cool weird Heironymous Bosch figurines?
Those are SOOO cool...
D

Sometimes the look on his face is enough, and adding a nasty lil' Cheneydog seems almost pointless...



And here, of course, a close-up of the hideous Cheney-dog in all its fluffy horrifying wonder...

[ariellyn]

164. "...Cheney-dog in all its fluffy horrifying wonder.." BWAAAAHAHA

You sir have a way with words. The pic is bad enough, your caption brings the badness to a crescendo. :silly:

[kliljedahl]

49. I'm honored

to type to a creative genius. Who would have thought I'd ever be in the presence of such magnificence. Congrats, great stuff, I love it.


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[booksenkatz]

95. Oh, poo.

:P
I used to have an anti-Bush site called "Edjakated!" and that Goober shot was the header pic on the main page. I have lots of others, am thinking of putting them back on the net. This thread is absolutely hilarious, it's great fun to see these kinds of pics all together!

[Radio_Lady]

51. Oops, bluebear. You exceeded your bandwidth --

Post pictures separately.

[Bluebear]

77. Im baaaack

Thanks :)

[Galley_Queen]

112. Here are some of my favorites!

[pbartch]

116. Dunbya finally gets his ManDate!!!! YUCK!

I have not seen this picture before. I can't believe ol Conservative George would lip-kiss a man.

Well remember he gets off fondling horses too.

[Terran]

134. Ah, the Truman Capote imitation

I'd forgotten about that one. So deliciously bizarre...

[deminks]

12. Here's one from just the other day

President Bush, right, puts a handkerchief up to his face after it was held above a truck exhaust manifold as the engine was revved up in a demonstration of clean burning fuel, during his tour of the Virginia BioDiesel Refinery Monday, May 16, 2005 in West Point, Va. Next to Bush is Douglas Oberhelman, left, Group President Caterpiller, Inc. Bush traveled to West Point near Richmond to see how the facility turns soybeans into fuel. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

[MisterP]

58. he's acting like a curious chimp again

[BlueEyedSon]

13. The Kofi Annan "thumbs up pic"!!!

[Chomp]

14. KICK

MORE!!!

The look on the girl's faces when assholeboy drops the poor dog is absolutely hilarious.

[zippy890]

16. Commander Cuckoobananas

[Groggy]

23. HAHA love it!

What a moron.

[Radio_Lady]

54. His left eye doesn't know what his right -- eye is doing!

[deminks]

17. And my all time favorite

Sorry if someone has posted this already. Some of the pics are not opening for me.

[rniel]

146. Look at Putin

That stupid american president didn't zip up his pants... ha ha ha ha

[grasswire]

19. thanks so much! Great laughs

I needed that.

What a double dork.

[katinmn]

20. ok, but if you have a weak heart, don't look!

Professor Bush

[goclark]

32. ROTFL - Throwing Gang Signs

He is wearing Blue so he must be a Crip.

The problem is the Crips would laugh him out of town.

[DoYouEverWonder]

22. Here's a few more logs for the fire

[pbartch]

26. hope this turns out. It isn't totally BUSH.....

let's just say they are talking about the CHIMP in Chief's "oscar meyer wiener"

[WLKjr]

27. hate to sound racist

but what race is holding thier hands out wider??? LMAO

[IronLionZion]

153. no, it's their own oscar meyer weiners

and look who has the biggest one, why it's the token black guy who had enough sense to leave the sinking ship.

[rigel99]

28. Let's Not Forget Monkey Face

and how it will be as citizens continue to rise up against his oppression..

[Kerrytravelers]

31. Not that it's hard to find * looking like an idiot!

Something we'd all love to see!

[Blue_In_AK]

33. He is such an embarrassment.

What a maroon.

[Gabi Hayes]

35. ya think?...check these

saw this here last night:


where's the one where he's getting his pecker pecked?


don't forget daddy


I have about 800 more, but most don't have links

[Blue_In_AK]

56. Well, I guess I just have to post this T-shirt

that I saw displayed in front of a shop in Venice Beach last month...

[hollowdweller]

61. THAT is total quality!!!!

[katinmn]

138. By special request..... the famous pecker getting pecked photo!!!

[katinmn]

139. still funny after all these years

[dxstone]

156. I hate to be the one to say it, but...

Gobble gobble!...
:crazy:

[dogday]

34. Bush Makes Me Cry

[dogday]

131. Just A Few More

[Gabi Hayes]

36. hard to stop

http://www.info-stop.com/pictures/stupidbushphotos/bush%20barney%20salute.bmp


did either of these show?

ouch....what a treat

[Gabi Hayes]

37. ever wonder what it's like to be Pickles?

[Gabi Hayes]

38. I like this one a lot

[Gabi Hayes]

40. bok

bok

http://www.info-stop.com/pictures/awol%20bush.bmp

dr. honoris causa

[grasswire]

42. here's one

[Lannes]

43. "cant see nuthin"

[Treblig]

46. LOL !!

This one's gotta be one of the classics!

[Gabi Hayes]

44. Hey! where have you BEEN?

how are things?

those pictures are sickmaking, BTW

remember this one?

[grasswire]

84. where have YOU been?

Still Puggy after all these years!

[pbartch]

117. I sent these GEORGE and DICKIE as women to my Repuke friends

before the election. They thought they were great.

[Contrary1]

45. He makes an ass of himself just by being...

[Gabi Hayes]

48. that is TOO good.....making a light switchplate out of it

Say good night, George

Good night, George

[CottonBear]

114. LOL! Some DUer commented about the Popes's "nice red roadslappers"

back during Popapalooza! That just cracked me up. :rofl:

[Stinky The Clown]

47. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I needed this today

The news all week has been total shit. You lifted me up.

[Redstone]

50. Even though I'm on a modem tonight, this thread was

worth the wait to see. Thanks for starting it.

Is there any video, anywhere, of bushyboy's spontaneous Dance Exhbition in Georgia a couple of weeks ago?

On a serious note: Is this fucking embarrassing for America, or what? I can't think of any goofier leader of a country, ever, excepth maybe Idi Amin.

Redstone

[Skittles]

52. LOL, these threads are too freaking easy

now post a thread "LOOKING FOR PICS OF BUSH LOOKING DIGNIFIED" if you really want to challenge DUers. :D

[powergirl]

53. I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I AM CRYING

I had a rough day today but you have turned it around. Thank you for the beautiful montage. Too bad it's our freakin' president that is such a bafoon. God help us. :toast: :thumbsup: NOMINATED

[Media_Lies_Daily]

79. At least you're not sitting in a puddle of pee!

[Triana]

62. DU Should Publish its own coffee table book...

...with pages and pages of glossy photos of bu$hidiot and DU-created captions for each pic.

Book would need a title. What would we call it? Photo selection. Contest? Seperate forum for submissions and captions and include all?

How to get it printed/published?

How many DU'ers and non-DUers would buy such a book? I would! What a great 'gift' for Repuke friends and family - and for normal friends and family too!

Copyrights? OK that might be a nightmare...

Oh well. I can dream. But what a GREAT conversation piece this would be! I bet it would sell bigtime.

[SoCalDem]

63. too many to choose from. I collect them Must have thousands

http://socaldem.smugmug.com/

[grasswire]

87. you do have a fabulous collection

Here's one of my favorites:

[grasswire]

88. another classic

[FizzFuzz]

152. ewwww! What's wrong with the eyes?

GROSS! Something really horror flick-esque about that.

[stevedeshazer]

66. With Jeb

[tuvor]

67. Here's what I have.

Collect 'em and trade 'em!

[Media_Lies_Daily]

74. 7th one down....is that white powder in his nose?? Bwahahahaha!!!!

[stevedeshazer]

68. Baggage check

[imax2268]

69. my favorite...

Must have had to much of that pResidential Scotch...

[ariesgem]

71. Here's a few from "WGirls" for a good laugh. I hope your not eating...

[Media_Lies_Daily]

80. STOP!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[Media_Lies_Daily]

73. Thanks to everyone that made this thread possible!! LOL!!!!!

[Zorbuddha]

76. ok

[sakabatou]

159. OMG, he's snorting again....

[alarcojon]

78. Hey, nobody has the one where he looks ready to deck someone

he's wearing a blue, sweat-drenched shirt.

[SoCalDem]

89. I have it...somewhere

:P

http://socaldem.smugmug.com/

[Sparkly]

81. The salute with Barney

[SammyWinstonJack]

127. Honestly, what a clueless doofus!

:banghead:

[Duncan Grant]

83. Bush signing Bibles 8/17/04.

Bush in grad school (maybe he's an undergrad here?):


Looks like I've saved all my "good" ones on the laptop - maybe I'll post a few more later.

[Seeker30]

85. Hehehe

[elehhhhna]

108. Seeker--those pics are priceless! BRAVO!

[myrna minx]

120. Oh my gawd-I am laughing so hard that tears are

streaming! Thanks for the laugh. This thread is priceless. Hey, does anyone have the photo where the turkey pecks at *'s crotch?

[smbolisnch]

122. Your sig video is so creepy!!

:scared:

Welcome to DU, btw! :hi:

[mia]

86. a few more

[SammyWinstonJack]

128. It's hard werk!

"Totin' ice is hard werk!"

[LeahD]

90. Oh please, give me more.

[ariesgem]

91. Our pResident -

[Ganja Ninja]

103. Four Moe Years!

:silly:

[Ladyhawk]

92. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

This week has sucked for me, but you made me laugh! :D MORE, MORE!!!!

[Sapphire Blue]

93. How about videos?

Political Showcase--The Real Bush

http://www.ifilm.com/bigpicture/politicalbush?htv=12



George Bush - The Ten Year Difference (QuickTime Video)

http://www.adbuzz.com/bushbuzz/BushTenYears.mov

[booksenkatz]

96. Hey! I did the Darwin, too!

I forgot all about that one. I'm gonna have to dig out my stuff, this is making me long for the old days when things hadn't yet gotten so bad.

A kick for the morning crew... we need more!!!!!!

[smbolisnch]

129. The Ten Year Difference

That was really interesting! Thanks for the link! :hi:

[Radio-Active]

98. great idea.. here's his dumb press conference last month

http://us.news3.yimg.com/img.news.yahoo.com/util/anysize/380,http%3A%2F%2Fus.news2.yimg.com%2Fus.yimg.com%2Fp%2Fafp%2F20050429%2Fcapt.sge.ldk28.290405053842.photo00.photo.default-384x283.jpg?v=1

[bluedonkey]

99. I like this one

[bluedonkey]

100. and this..

[Window]

101. What a wonderful way to start my day!

Thanks everyone...these pics of the chimp are hilarious.

[Ganja Ninja]

102. He's such a clown. It's really a shame he didn't join the circus.

[SammyWinstonJack]

133. So pResidential!

:rofl:

[bluedonkey]

104. I'd like to see this one

[JNelson6563]

105. Here's another

[fortyfeetunder]

160. this is my favorite too.

makes me laugh but it should be really tears.

[ariesgem]

110. That one's my favorite.

[lilymercury]

158. Dream, become Reality!!!

I nominate your cover for Time, effective next issue..

[complain jane]

106. Found this one somewhere

[complain jane]

107. and these

[LeahD]

154. Help, I can't stop laughing! n/t

[kliljedahl]

109. Thought of this one this morning

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[Galley_Queen]

113. Are Only (Paid) Members Allowed to Post Photos?

I posted some photos but they haven't shown up...what gives?

[Galley_Queen]

115. Never Mind....I found them.

:dunce:

[imax2268]

121. here's a few

Mr pResident...where is Osama...?



Resident Bush plays a round of golf at the new Iraqi Desert Springs Golf Course...a site that was formally called Fallujah...


?????



Mr. Bush, where are those WMD's you said we would find...?

[MsAnthropy]

123. This thread is a day-maker! Thanks so much!

[Serial Mom]

125. LOL ... The real pictures are funnier

than any of the photoshopped ones.

Shows you what a real klutz we have in the WH!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[dean_dem]

126. One more:

Anyone have that pic of Bush giving McCain a bear hug? That picture is hilarious.

[katinmn]

137. hehehehe he's a teeny weiner

:rofl:

I just love the angle on this shot.

[goodboy]

130. bookmarked and nominated! (nt)

[MsAnthropy]

135. kick More please!

[Swamp Rat]

136. Dumbya's been demoted from ass to manure.

[katinmn]

140. The classic pecker photo

I posted upthread but thought it would get missed.

This is a classic, donchathink?

[katinmn]

141. Yet one more use for duct tape

[dubyaD40web]

142. My Turn.

My Caption:


"Yummy......A Banana!"

And a pic:

[katinmn]

143. I've seen that look on him before

[mia]

157. speaking of looks

[rniel]

145. that last one with colin powell

It's like where do you think that finger has been that he's smelling.

[complain jane]

162. I thought it looked like he was saying Bush was jacked up on blow

again.

[Lisa]

147. by popular demand -- Bush and turkey pics

http://cupe3912.ca/index.php?menid=03&mtyp=2&article_id=202


http://www.ferris.edu/torch/photogallery/12-01-04.htm

(this one is very large on the page, so I'm just giving the link -- worth a look because he's grabbed the turkey around the neck and seems to be trying to trying to hypnotize it!)
http://www.randomdrivel.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&p=2113


http://www.buffalobeast.com/64/bushturkey.htm

There is also a photo out there somewhere, from the 2002 turkey-pardoning ceremony I believe, which shows Bush grabbing the hand of a bystander and using that to pet the turkey with! (Worried about being pecked or bitten, perhaps?)

[deminks]

148. OK, 1 more

[Generic Other]

149. my favorite

[lonestarnot]

150. Holy crap those are funny! Thanks for the well needed laugh!

[no_to_war_economy]

163. what a great thread, here is mine