This is one Texan's hellish vision of a Bachelor Party.

UdoKier

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Wed May-18-05 02:26 AM
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This is one Texan's hellish vision of a Bachelor Party.

I can't believe I share any common DNA with these "people". They can't possibly be fully evolved humans.

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/30390/

I'm so glad I no longer live in Texas...

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Carolab

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Wed May-18-05 02:27 AM
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1. I don't think I have the stomach to look. n/t

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UdoKier

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Wed May-18-05 02:30 AM
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2. Suffice to say - lots of guns of all kinds.

Shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and if that wasn't enough, more shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting.

(sigh)

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Warren DeMontague

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Wed May-18-05 02:31 AM
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3. Well, thank God they weren't doing anything involving nekkid boobies...

Just good clean Merkin White Bread Weaponry Fun, there.

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UdoKier

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Wed May-18-05 02:36 AM
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4. I suppose they all got a great sense of empowerment and virility shooting

at whatever they were shooting, but all I could see was a bunch of guys in various degrees of obesity, clumsily handling guns like a bunch of 8-year-olds with cap guns.

Jeez, I'd rather be a tie-dyed, Birkenstock-wearing tofu-eating hippie than one of these 'tards any day.

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Warren DeMontague

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Wed May-18-05 06:55 PM
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10. This tie-dyed, tofu-eating hippie resembles that remark

although I'm more of a Chuck Taylor man than a Birkenstock-er
:hippie:

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LightningFlash

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Wed May-18-05 02:43 AM
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5. I don't even understand how someone can live like that...

I see them praying in the bars now all the time too. What kind of people live in constant fear of other countries, to the point they are more paranoid than chicken little? Something truly alarming is what I find when I think about these new age meeting places, it almost seems like a cult is gathering.

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freeplessinseattle

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Wed May-18-05 02:55 AM
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6. what are they doing, shooting the stripper?

my god, can you imagine dancing for these freaks! they'd shoot at her feet like in the old westerns "dance! dance I said"

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UdoKier

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Wed May-18-05 02:56 AM
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7. Naw, bringin' a girl along would be "faggy".

Just the guys out a shootin' at some crap on a pasture...

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leveymg

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Wed May-18-05 03:11 AM
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8. Are cannons legal in TX? Full auto, too?

Thought ATF went after people for playing with toys like that. Guess Texas has it's own rules.

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Journeyman

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Wed May-18-05 04:03 AM
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9. Many didn't seem very competent handling their weapons . . .

Overall, it was boring to watch and I can't imagine it was any more exciting to actually be there. They weren't shooting at targets, so no way to gauge accuracy or relative ability, and what they showed of the cannons seemed to indicate no artillery skills whatsoever. Good thing they had a party for their purpose, cause they sure didn't have marksmanship or other skills to exhibit . . .

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Ron Green

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Wed May-18-05 07:05 PM
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11. I believe a draft would eliminate this sort of activity.

Let them get the weapons out of their systems.

How come these guys aren't in uniform?

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