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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 06:54 AM
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"Investigate Jerry Falwell for having sex with his mother."
A man called in on Washington Journal this morning and said Jerry Falwell should be investigated for having sex with his mother. :7

It's true.

Repeat it often.

Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother.

They don't need proof. WE don't either. Oh, have you heard? Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother.
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KlatooBNikto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 06:56 AM
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1. In other words, Jerry is a badass MoFo!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 06:57 AM
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2. No thanks.
We're not like them and we shouldn't resort to their methods.
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 07:02 AM
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4. Yeah. That's why they control the House, Senate, White House and
are on the verge of taking over the Judiciary. We never wanted to play their game and look where THAT got us. Fight fire with fire. Beat them at their own game. All's fair in love and war and THIS is WAR! :grr:

Guess what. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 07:14 AM
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8. Just curious . . .
How far do you think we ought to go with the strategy of beatng them at their own game? Stealing elections? Voter intimidation? How far is too far?
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 07:21 AM
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9. Well, I WAS hoping OUR hackers were better than THEIR hackers in changing
the vote totals on the evoting machines. Whatever it takes to take our country back from the wackos who now control it. NEVER AGAIN should we play nice with these evil bastards. Believe NOTHING they say. Ever.
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 07:33 AM
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13. talking to fundie friend yesterday, she said, repugs and dems
are just the same. dems are just as bad as repugs, right, right? RIGHT?

i finally said i dont give a shit about the dems, what is going on today has nothing to do with dems. that is what repugs do to get out of a debate, meld all together as the same and then they dont have to deal with their issues

went thru the day thinking about this and this woman called later in the night. i told her, i have a question. dems are as bad as repugs, tell me, tell ME how they are as bad as repugs

she said kennedy, right?

i laughed, f*in kennedy, you had to go back four f*in decades. kennedy?

Chappaquiddick she says

no f*in way i say. you even had to pull out a personal thing. not even political. well what about laura killing her boyfriend. she didnt know about it.

no, i like challenging the right to prove dems are as bad as repug. i dont want to be like them
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 08:13 AM
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19. Gon't forget to ask her about the idiot-in-chief
taking one of his girlfriend's to have an ABORTION. He also has 2 (?) other children by 2 other girlfriends. :hi: BFEE has paid them off to keep quiet.

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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 08:20 AM
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21. has 2 (?) other children by 2 other girlfriends.
i havent heard this. 1 i heard about, why hasnt that been told, but hadnt heard two. heard about his stripper mistress he got rid of in late 90's. have heard of the 1 up to 4 abortion stories. and one with an underaged black girl.
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 08:27 AM
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23. He has a child in Houston (?), I think
and another one being hid somewhere else. Google it. There was a very long thread on here a while back about it. It may be in the archives.
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 08:38 AM
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25. i knew about the one in houston.
see he has so much shit on him, illegitimate son.....nothing, lol lol
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 07:23 AM
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10. Aren't things bad enough already...
that we should eliminate the last, infinitesmal, bit of decency in government?

Their house of lies can't last forever, and ours wouldn't either. It would only complete the cycle of corruption.

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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 07:24 AM
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11. I'm with you.
Edited on Tue May-17-05 07:25 AM by Heidi
Thanks for speaking up. I think all hope is gone when _we_ become _them_.

(Edit: spelling)
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 07:54 AM
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17. Yeah. That's why. Because we didn't say Falwell had incest.
That's why they control all three branches of the federal government. Not enough lies about incest on our part.

Thanks for making it all so clear and simple for us. How could we have been so blind.
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 06:57 AM
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3. There is a basis in fact for that..
Ask Larry Flint
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BornLeft Donating Member (202 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 07:02 AM
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5. Wait, you mean his mother
is a goat?
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 07:04 AM
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6. mule
i thought it was a mule
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 07:07 AM
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7. That was the OTHER Religious, Right Wing Wacko Nut job
"anti-choice activist." However; it seems that I read somewhere that Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother AND a mule. :hi:
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 07:26 AM
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12. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother
It's not his fault, she's hot...

Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother

Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother

Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother

RL
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bunkerbuster1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 07:34 AM
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14. I'd rather investigate Rupert Murdoch for financing the OKC bombings
Some people say that Murdoch bankrolled Timmy McVeigh in order to make Bill Clinton look bad.
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trogdor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 07:35 AM
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15. That's what Larry Flynt said, anyways.
Or was it that Woody Harrelson feller.
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 07:47 AM
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16. If Larry says it, it's true.
Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother.
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 10:35 AM
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39. Actually, Larry said it was parody. And the Supreme Court agreed. NT
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Viking12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 07:58 AM
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18. Here's the Hustler "interview"
FALWELL: My first time was in an outhouse outside Lynchburg, Virginia.

INTERVIEWER: I see. You must tell me about it.

FALWELL: I never really expected to make it with Mom, but then after she showed all the other guys in town such a good time, I figured, "What the hell!"

INTERVIEWER: Go on.

FALWELL: Well, we were drunk off our God-fearing asses on Campari, ginger ale and soda -- that's called a Fire and Brimstone -- at the time....

INTERVIEWER: Did you ever try it again?

FALWELL: Sure...lots of times. But not in the outhouse....

INTERVIEWER: We meant the Campari.

FALWELL: Oh, yeah. I always get sloshed before I go out to the pulpit. You don't think I could lay down all that bull***t sober, do you?



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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 08:17 AM
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20. Actually, it isn't.
Hustler ran a parody/joke interview. It wasn't meant to be serious. You can check out the Supreme Court case.
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 08:24 AM
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22. Parody? Doesn't look like a parody to me.
:evilgrin:

Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. It's true.
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 08:30 AM
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24. I don't think either being dumb, or pretending to be dumb, is effective.
It certainly isn't personally rewarding. So I'll skip it.
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 08:47 AM
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26. OK.
Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. It's true.
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 10:05 AM
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29. Right here...
http://www.oyez.org/oyez/resource/case/174/

and many others.

I haven't yet found the cartoon that ran in Hustler with Falwell's mother hanging off the outhouse door. That musta pissed Falwell more than the article iself.

"My poor Christain mother..."




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kansasblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 09:06 AM
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27. I think the thread should be locked.
This is not what DU is about.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 09:07 AM
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28. I agree. (nt)
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Pathwalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 10:09 AM
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30. Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother!
:evilgrin:
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 10:12 AM
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31. Are you making an assertion of fact?
Or are you exercising your First Amendment right to satirize a celebrity? Think about it carefully.
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Pathwalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 10:14 AM
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32. No, I'm satirizing a lying, hypocritical Cesar wannabe!
in Pharisse clothing!
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 10:29 AM
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36. Thank you.
As I understand it, satire is protected. :hi: (By the way, though you and I may disagree on the "right" way of gaining ground against the religious extremists in our country, I loathe Falwell, too.)
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 10:18 AM
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34. Falwell is a celebrity?
Edited on Tue May-17-05 10:22 AM by in_cog_ni_to
I thought he was a homophobic, anti-choice, radical Christian fundamentalist wacko nut job.

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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 10:27 AM
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35. Tell me, please, what IS DU about
if not to counter these crazy, fundamentalists with their own tactics. Rush Limpballs, Sean Insannity, Bill O'LIElly and Ann, the man, Coulter seem to have the blessing of their sheeple to say and do anything they want. We need to beat them at their own game. They've had 20 years on the radio of freely LYING about the Democrats.

Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 10:32 AM
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37. We're _not_ them.
And it denigrates transgendered folks when you call Ann Coulter "Ann the man." She's a lying, mean-spirited lousy excuse for a human being, in my opinion, but that has nothing to do with her gender or her appearance.
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Pathwalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 10:36 AM
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This thread isn't about Coulter, it's about that Sadducee
Jerry Falwell. I didn't know Jerry had sex with Ann, too. Coulter is crazy because of ANOREXIA, not gender issues.
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mopinko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 10:18 AM
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33. a face only a mother could love,
apparently.
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ConfuZed Donating Member (856 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 10:33 AM
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38. Bush...
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We do have proof crazy eyes laura told us :D
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 10:36 AM
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40. See? Now, I don't have a problem with that.
His wife has stated a similar thing on the record. Who would know better than *'s wife?
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in_cog_ni_to Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 10:39 AM
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41. Has Falwell ever shown PROOF he never had sex with his mother?
Jerry Falwell had sex with his mother. It's true.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 10:40 AM
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42. it has been reported that it was anal sex
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-05 10:56 AM
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43. Locking...
Please repost when you have a link
from a credible news source.



Thank you.


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