Rice "surprise" visit to Ameriraq! Happy Times are Here Again!!!

[AVID]

Yes, idiot america, our beloved secretary of state, the over qualified epitome of intelligentsia, has landed in in newly acquired province of Ameriraq.

Times are wonderful there - Fallujah just wrapped up is bid to host the 2020 Summer Olympics. While there, Rice plans to celebrate May 15's INTERNATIONAL CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTORS DAY by visiting the joyous troops who are still flowered with the sweet aroma of rose petals after their peaceful two year stay in beautiful Baghdad.

She plans to visit Uzbekistan later in the week to attend the annual celebration of the complete extinction of Islam, Socialism, communism, and tyranny - thanks to the diplomacy and prayers of her higher power - W*.

Yes America - USA is still #1 in the World - Beloved, admired, respected, and the world icon of peace, progress, love, and tenderness.

SOOOO . . . Stars and Stripes- Wal-mart - Jesus - Support the Troops - buy a Hummer - watch cable tv - and don't forget to buy, buy, buy

. . .feeling down and out? Just visit the mall, pray, and thank Jesus every hour that you were born in America - Jesus' frist, oops, first stop on his 2008 Revelation Tour!!! be ready. . .shhhhhh<[/i>

[soupkitchen]

1. How do you say, "The Cleons are coming, the cleons are coming" in Arabic

[kliljedahl]

2. She plans to visit Uzbekistan later in the week

Is she just gonna wave her magic wand & make the riots go away?
After all, they're a major ally in our "War on Terra®"






Keith’s Barbeque Central

[Warren Stupidity]

3. Two things to not about kindofnasty's iraqi day trip.

1) she (and every other high official) has to sneak in and out of our rebellious province of iraq.

2) the SOS met with the leader of one of the two kurdish parties - :wtf: the SOS should only meet with other SOS level or higher national officials, its like a protocol thing. By meeting with Barzani Rice has clearly elevated Iraqi Kurdistan toward even greater de facto statehood. This is a total slap in the face to the shiite-led government over in Baghdad, the nominal capital of the nominal state of Iraq, and a clear signal that the US is shifting away from a national government solution to controlling our rebellious Iraqi province, toward a three-way partition, divide and conquer scheme.

[AVID]

4. bushco massages the MSM - rice smiles, visits, makes news

blood runs in the gutters - no news - move along

[AVID]

5. rice visit = p r o p a g a n d a

[doublethink]

6. Is is Ameriraq or Vietraq?

Maybe both ...... Peace.

[Rex]

7. We love you , bitch!

Now stay in fucking Iraq and DON'T COME BACK!

[SeattleGirl]

8. Grrrrf!

Did you hear her say, "They brought it (the war) to us, we didn't bring it to them"? These people are pathological liars! In fact, it's probably harder for them to tell the truth than it is to lie!

:wtf:

[BrotherBuzz]

9. Condoleeza Rice is the poster girl for the reich - Grrrrf!

She is a powerful icon. However, in substance her persona is completely impotent, delivering the PR message, designed by her corporatist puppet masters.

Having an female Afro-American Secretary of State for a fascist junta imposed by sequential coups is the ultimate hypocrisy. She is the perfect disguise. How does one address a walking, talking, living, breathing lie? She is an animated programed Potemkin village for a society and foreign policy based upon brutal force, inequity, racism, and class warfare.

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