How will Chimperor Codpiece leave office?

[TahitiNut]

I don't know how any rational person can contemplate an "Ex-president Dubya" wandering around loose, without the constant baby-sitting and 'support' team. Too much is invested in the papier-mache illusion. Thus, it's almost unavoidable to speculate. How say y'all?

Disclaimer: No civilized person would ever wish harm upon another. This is pure conjecture and prognostication.

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[Walt Starr]

1. He won't n/t

[TahitiNut]

2. How will he be 'managed' afterwards?

Do you really think the puppeteers would take the risk?

[LiberallyInclined]

3. if i say "hopefully atop a horse-drawn carriage"

will it get deleted?

[gordianot]

4. Fall off his mountain bike once too often.

[harpo]

5. Why isn't this titled how we would "like" to see him leave...lol

[4morewars]

6. In shackles....

and possibly an orange jump suit.
I know it will never happen, but it gets me through the day.

[Warpy]

7. He'll float out of office in a haze of self righteousness and

moral rectitude simply because nobody has seen fit to inform him how all his policies have managed to push the country into a deep depression.

He will be mildly amazed when his wealth is retrieved from the blind trust and he finds out how much it's diminished. He will blame whatever Democrat gets elected to replace him, though.

Bush is a limited man with no insight and no empathy. You don't expect him to take any responsibility for this stuff, do you?

[LeftyMom]

8. OD/liver failure/other consequences of addiction

causing death or health problems sufficient to cause his resignation or incapacitation.

eta: Covered up, of course.

[xxqqqzme]

9. 'other'

what clues have U received that he intends 2 leave office?

[spuddonna]

10. Other: On Hillary Clinton's Inauguration Day, Bush will...

...ride down 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. on his tricycle, dressed in his flight suit. As the 'clackety-clack' of baseball cards stuck in the spokes provides a background cadence, he furiously pedals and yells: "Mission Accomplished! Freedom is on the march! This is hard work! Bring it on!"

Then he hits a patch of horse crap from the DC mounted police, and goes skidding into a pack of Kerry supporters who begin to viciously whip him with heavily salted pretzel rods. As the salt pierces his tender flesh, Bush yells, "Uncle Dicky, help me!" But as Cheney passes in his limo, he rolls up his window, as he yells,"Sorry, W, I gotta catch a plane! Halliburton is helping me get to Brazil before the Feds catch me!"

Ok... I can dream!

[TahitiNut]

12. "dream"???

... or hallucinate? :evilgrin: So, share it already, OK? :dunce:

[spuddonna]

14. It was just a moment of Zen... and my third POT of coffee!

Better go make some more!!! :)

[XemaSab]

23. Brilliant

n/t

[Dover]

11. Let's ask Cheney. He knows.

You can bet it WON'T be accomplished in a way that might leave the neocons and their corporate backers vulnerable. It will likely serve multiple purposes that support the furtherence of their agenda.

Why have they been so actively working on the political ascendency issue, as well as the "what if the White House suffered an attack" issue?

We know they've put together a shadow government, and have had "practice runs" that Rummy, Cheney and others have participated in.

We know that the Patriot Act is meant to serve them in the case of a U.S. uprising.

We know they have mastered propaganda.

We know the Pentagon has the most astounding budget.

Let's just hope that there are others, of a different persuasion that have been equally busy behind the scenes to counteract their intentions.

[TahitiNut]

13. Yep. I gotta figure Uncle Dickless ....

... is the sole central coordinator of a highly-compartmentalized "disposition" force which will become totally unknown and segregated when Uncle Dickless's ticker tocks its last.

[Dover]

15. My guess is that IF they take down Dubya, they'll have to take down

the whole Bush clan....like slaying so many heads of the hydra.
The Bushies may have outlived their usefulness to them.

[TahitiNut]

19. I'm not so sure they wouldn't go along with it.

:shrug: Payback time.

[liberalitch]

16. He will leave office on schedule and live a long healthy...

if somewhat oblivious life in crawford....
And Mccain or Rudi will be elected in 2008

[SalmonChantedEvening]

17. He'll be Politburo'd

And suffer "a sort of mental breakdown"

And Unka Dick will assume control 'reluctantly' in this time of great nashunal cry-sis.

:tinfoilhat:

[TahitiNut]

18. Sedation? Or a Rambo leap from Marine One at 500'?

It's an interesting conundrum: How to defuse a walking embarassment.

[FreedomAngel82]

20. What I'm hoping is

that we can impeach him at least by early 2007 after we take back the house and senate in 2006 and can start hearing's and investigation's.

[Chicago1]

21. Bush will be IMPEACHED OR FORCED TO RESIGN THIS YEAR

The Dems/Kerry can't leave him in office for to much longer. He has ruined SO MUCH that he can't be left to destroy everything else. By Nov or Dec of this year.


Waiting for the IMPEACHMENNT WHILE THE SCANDALS KEEP UNFOLDING
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[karlrschneider]

22. With his tail between Jeff Gannon's legs...

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