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RBHam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:18 PM
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For the love of God, Mr. Bolton. SHAVE!!!
What the hell are you hiding under there? Bush's stash?
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Goldmund Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:19 PM
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1. I'm thinking some sort of Herpes.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:20 PM
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2. SHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Edited on Thu May-12-05 03:20 PM by Bouncy Ball
He's hiding the WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!

They were in Bill O'Reilly's "spider hole" but they decided to move them to a safer place.

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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:21 PM
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3. Nazis have to look like Nazis now don't they?
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:22 PM
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4. It used to be red
:evilgrin:

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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:22 PM
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5. Like Jon Stewart said, "Bolton is what you get when...
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:24 PM
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6. The only thing the guy is good for is "got milk" ads. nt
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RBHam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:25 PM
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9. Got Coke?
With a white mustache - who'll know?
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Jon_da_brockman Donating Member (162 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:25 PM
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7. Mustaches are SOOOO 1980's
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:25 PM
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8. Who was it that said
he looks like the manager of a Radio Shack?
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:28 PM
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11. No, he looks like a water-bed salesman. nt
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:29 PM
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13. No there is a creepy store
I hate going into Radio Shack, slimy almost. Our local one just hired a decent female, said she's trying to change it so people will come in and shop and not be totally creeped out using it as a business of last resort.
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:28 PM
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10. He keeps his lunch under his mustache
and dinner and breakfast.....
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SlavesandBulldozers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:29 PM
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12. keep the stache John! it gives the group sex scenes some style!
Edited on Thu May-12-05 03:30 PM by SlavesandBulldozers


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Bridget Burke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:30 PM
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14. Who knows WHERE that thing has been? n/t
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RBHam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:31 PM
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15. Ewwwww.....
"i haven't washed it since George Bush tweaked it last year..."
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:35 PM
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16. If you were spending the evening at "Plato's Retreat"...
Edited on Thu May-12-05 03:36 PM by BiggJawn
And THIS strolled in


Would YOU do him?

The only "Plato's Retreat" Bolton's ever been involved with was when he hit on Dana once. Even SHE wasn't THAT stoned....
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:41 PM
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18. God, his looks just scream "nasty, angry old man"
What would I do to him? Grab my taser, I'd imagine!
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Batgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:44 PM
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19. I think his looks scream
"guess how many bodies I have in the trunk of my car?"
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:54 PM
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20. YUP.....
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:55 PM
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21. No, no, no, no, no, no, no
I would NOT hit that. EVER. Not even with someone else's hoo-hoo.
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 03:36 PM
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17. He's not hiding anything. He calls it his "tickler."
Shave his head, did you mean? (We know someone in the White House thinks bald heads are hot...)


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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 04:08 PM
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22. his face is a slice of ham, and the moustache is a little crescent
of thighbone that's included
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Ernesto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 04:58 PM
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23. Ever hear of "Yosemite Sam"?
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 04:59 PM
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24. The words
Got outdated Milk spring to my mind.
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RBHam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-12-05 09:45 PM
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25. hee
hee
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