dennis miller vs. lewis black in a steel cage match no holds barred

[mopaul]

taking bets

[Walt Starr]

1. Black over Miller, about 250 to 1. n/t

[tk2kewl]

2. I don't think Miller has a spine.

He'd probably slither out between the bars and hide.

[Hobarticus]

3. Black will gnaw on Miller's bones....that's almost cruel and inhumane.

[Marnieworld]

4. I am so there!

The opening fight should be Huffington vs. Coulter. Nothing like a good cat fight to warm up the crowd. :sarcasm:

[htuttle]

5. Miller would only have one shot

If Miller said to Black right after the match starts: "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college," he MIGHT be able to stun him long enough to run away.

Just maybe. Kind of a longshot.

[RoyGBiv]

6. Beat me to it!

:-)

[LiberallyInclined]

7. i guess i'm missing something...?

que?

[RoyGBiv]

12. If it weren't for my horse ...

You already get it better than you think you do. :-)

This is not nearly as funny without Black's delivery. Know up front I am not doing this justice.

Black has a skit he does where he talks about half-hearing conversations and what that does to you. He ties it in with the cause of an aneurysm. He was in church one day, the International House of Pancakes, and overheard someoen saying, "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college," but that's all he heard. It made no sense, so he didn't think about it, but his brain kept working on it. Hearing these kinds of things is dangerous. It It must mean something, and your brain tries to figure it out, so it goes around and around and around in your head until it finally does become conscious and then all you can think ... WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MEAN!?!?!?

If it weren't for my horse If it weren't for my horse If it weren't for my horse If it weren't for my horse If it weren't for my horse If it weren't for my horse If it weren't for my horse If it weren't for my horse If it weren't for my horse

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! And then you pass out and die.

[ProfessorGAC]

8. Need About A Billion To One To Take Miller

He already admitted that he went to the dark side because he got so scared on 9/11. He a coward and a little weenie. Lewis Black could yell him into surrendering, in the fetal position, up against his own ring post.

Man, that guy disappointed me.
The Professor

[displacedtexan]

9. Dennis Miller doesn't write his own material.

I remember reading that several years ago. I was shocked to learn that.

[demgurl]

10. Son...of.,...a ....bitch........

Black would win it hands down.

Black against Cheney would be a different story. I mean, have you ever stood that close to pure evil?

[Bozita]

11. Miller might be well-oiled ... like he was on Maher's show

The last time he was on ... totally incoherent.