Dance on the grave of the Dennis Miller show here

[Walt Starr]

The ignorant fuck is CANCELED!!!!

http://money.cnn.com/2005/05/12/news/newsmakers/cnbc_miller/

Has Been
Washed Up
Loser

:evilgrin:

[Melodybe]

1. Dancing dancing dancing, I'm a dancing machine

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

[comsymp]

2. Dance, Hell!

(chugging water as I post this - and if that doesn't work, there's beer in the fridge)

[Walt Starr]

3. I had two cups of coffee already this morning

:evilgrin:

[comsymp]

21. Ready any time!

please join me in a heartfelt message to Dennis

[deutsey]

24. What the hell?

Please give people warning...these photos are repulsive.

[comsymp]

30. Dunno how that happened

Preview just showed a FU smilie. Upon posting, it pulled all the image links from the guy's pages (including some particularly nasty shit- many apologies!!!)

[deutsey]

36. Wow...that guy's got serious problems

[comsymp]

39. Actually, most of his stuff is not particularly shocking

It's primarily a music download site, apparently. The subpage is listed as an index of STFU's for all occasions. Some are kinda tasteless; some harmless... and then he saw fit to include goatse, tubgirl and friends - go figure.


http://www.thethirteenthstep.com/main/

[deutsey]

41. I'll pass, thanks!

I'm literally sick to my stomach because of those pictures. I don't want to stumble onto any others.

I must say I was quite shocked to find those pix in a post of yours. You're one of those "trusted DU'ers" whose posts I always like to read. I was glad to see it was mistake.

:hi:

[comsymp]

44. Thx for the compliment. And rest assured,

you weren't NEARLY as shocked as I was!

(and I had to put my sandwich back in the bag for later)

[Melodybe]

59. Now let's get back to dancing!

Dennis Miller the talentless hack has been cancelled! Three cheers for greedy network executives that finally decided to end the torture.

[comsymp]

62. Dancin' away!

On behalf of the many, many folks of Arab or Persian extraction who have been so charmed by Mr. Miller over the past few years, may I present:

[Melodybe]

25. Ewww! Do not look at the bottom image.

just trust me.

[xultar]

4. Conservative TeeV just doesn't sell..

Rush GONE from TeeV :woohoo:
DM GONE from TeeV :woohoo:

Buy dennis :applause: don't wait...let the door hit'cha! :applause:

[tuvor]

5. If a show plays on cable and no one watches...

...what's the difference?

Personally, I'd've preferred to keep him on, safe in the knowledge that he's still having zero effect.

[blondeatlast]

6. Happy dance, happy dance, happy dance!

Will the Libertarians want him? :evilgrin:

What a sellout, what a whore, what a creepy excuse for DNA. what's with the hideous animal on his chin?

Oh, Walt--I'm going to enjoy this thread!

[Fridays Child]

7. Gee, it couldn't happen to a more deserving shitwad. Tata, li'l Denny.

:rofl:

[Bouncy Ball]

8. God, I thought he was cancelled long ago.

Did you see him on The Daily Show, trying to convince everyone he's not a total asshole.

[kliljedahl]

43. He's not a total asshole

He's a Libertarian, YEAH RIGHT!


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[Bouncy Ball]

47. Yeah right is right.

[lonestarnot]

9. dance dance dance

[mopaul]

10. i can't dance, is pissing allowed?

cause i'll piss all day for dennis

[blondeatlast]

28. Please do; I'll look away... nt

[Marnieworld]

11. Dancing Queen here!

Yay! :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

[Marnieworld]

12. dupe

[Stephanie]

13. How does it feel to destroy your career by pandering to the radical right?

Hmmmm, Dennis? Nice move, pal! You're a one trick pony and now you're done.

[Love Bug]

14. It's about time!

Both moves are part of a repositioning of CNBC's primetime back to the network's focus on financial news and away from failed attempts at entertainment, according to the report.

Their first mistake was assuming Miller would be "entertaining." He hasn't been entertaining since his old SNL days!

[SiouxJ]

15. Watch out Dennis, soon your commercial deals will dry up too

If no one wants to watch your show, why would they want to buy anything you promote?

[King Coal]

16. This calls for a hamster dance.

http://www.hampsterdance.com/classorig.html

[AlGore-08.com]

32. Not just hamsters - - this calls for dancing penguins too!

[Greybnk48]

17. Don't let the door...n/t

[graywarrior]

18. Betcha he ends up on Faux as an "expert"

[Imagine My Surprise]

19. Yes, but another smiling, unfunny slimebucket...

will take HIS place.

[mopaul]

20. now spokesman for netZERO...how appropriate for thesaurus boy

what his career has amounted to after SNL, zero

[ProfessorGAC]

22. I Would Dance, Except. . .

. . .my MS is making my legs hurt too much. But, i'd dance if i could. To think i used to like this weenie. Three airplanes hit buildings and this tough guy/clever dick goes running to Li'l Georgie because he's worried he can't protect his own children from the boogieman.

Must have been the coke he did in the 80's turning his brain to mush.

Good riddance, Denny-boy.
The Professor

[Toots]

23. One down and hundreds to go

O'Reilly, Hannity, Limbaugh, Savage, Novak, Coulter, Mulkin, Tweety, etc., etc. the list seems endless.

[Birthmark]

26. Dennis Miller had a show?

I never knew - like the rest of America! :D

[blondeatlast]

34. I once met his fan club.

She thought he was right about Iraq, and liked his facial hair...

:evilgrin:

[mopaul]

40. you got her number?

if she'd be that shit head's fan, maybe there's hope for me. i know a lot of big words too.

[blondeatlast]

54. She sisn't have a phone

--or indoor plumbing.

But she did have cable.

Go figure!

[deutsey]

27. Happy dance!

[immoderate]

29. Wow! more room for Larry Kudlow's

sanctimoneous posturing. Or maybe they'll go all the way and give us Dennis Prager, who created god in his own image.

--IMM

[obnoxiousdrunk]

31. One of my Freeper friends send me this ....

Dennis Miller on Israel
> >
> > "For those who don't know, Dennis Miller is a comedian who has a show called Dennis Miller Live on HBO. He recently went on a rant about the situation:
> >
> > "A brief overview of the situation is always valuable, so as a service to all Americans who still don't get it, I now offer you the story of the Middle East in just a few paragraphs, which is all you really need.
> > Don't thank me.
> >
> > I'm a giver. Here we go:
> >
> > The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about
that: There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Like "Wiccan," "Palestinian" sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. Before the Israelis won the
land in war, Gaza was owned by Egypt, and there were no "Palestinians" then, and the West Bank was owned by Jordan, and there were no "Palestinians" then. As soon as the Jews took over and started growing
oranges as big as basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the Palestinians," weeping for their deep bond with their lost "land" and "nation."
> >
> > So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word "Palestinian" any more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our deaths until someone points out they're being taped. Instead, let's call them
what they are: "Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything In Life
And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And Death."
> >
> > I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about
this, then:! Adjacent Jew-Haters." Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want their own country. Oops, just one more thing. No, they don't. They could've had their own country any time in the last thirty years, especially two
years ago at Camp David. But if you have your own country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks and Chambers of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some way to make a living.
That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region want: Israel.
They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course -- that's where the real fun is -- but mostly they want Israel. Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or "The Zionist Entity" as their textbooks call it -- for the last fifty years has allowed the rulers of Arab countries to divert the attention of their own people away from the fact that
they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate, poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, and if you've ever been around God's Earth, you know that's really saying something.
It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mideast. Unless I'm missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since
Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.
Chew this around and spit it out: Five hundred million Arabs; five million Jews.
Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these same folks swear that if Israel gives them half of that pack of matches,everyone will be pals.
Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, ! but what about the string of wars to obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood oaths to drive every Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were just kidding.
My friend Kevin Rooney made a gorgeous point the other day: Just reverse the numbers. Imagine five hundred million Jews and five million Arabs. I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it. Can anyone picture the
Jews strapping belts of razor blades and dynamite
to themselves? Of course not. Or marshaling every fiber and force at their disposal for generations to drive a tiny Arab State into the sea?
Nonsense. Or dancing for joy at the murder of innocents? Impossible.
Or spreading and believing horrible lies about the Arabs baking their bread with the blood of children? Disgusting. No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst Jews would ever do to people is debate them to death.
Mr. Bush, God bless him, is walking a tightrope. I understand that with vital operations coming up against Iraq and others, it's in our interest, as Americans, to try to stabilize our Arab allies as much as
possible, and, after all, that can't be much harder than stabilizing a roomful of supermodels who've just had their drugs taken away.
However, in any big-picture strategy, there's always a danger of losing moral weight.
We've already lost some. After September 11 our president told us and the world he was going to root out all terrorists and the countries that supported them. Beautiful. Then the Israelis, after months and
months of having the equivalent of an Oklahoma City every week (and then every day) start to do the same thing we did, and we tell them to show restraint.
If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, we would all very shortly be screaming for the administration to just be done with it and kill everything south of the Mediterranean and east of the Jordan. (Hey, wait a minute, that's actually not such a bad idea . . .
ooh, that is, what a horrible thought, yeah, horrible.)"

[Batgirl]

56. Triple threat Miller: Stupid, viscous and unfunny

But that's what happens when you start getting comedy tips from Ann Coulter.

[Jesus Saves]

33. time for the the oblivion of forgotten pop culture now Dennis

You're so OVER.

[gavodotcom]

35. I'm doing the Bajrayogini with Phillis Diller and we're both drinking a..

'97 Charaz while the ghost of Milton Berle is playing the accordian like Rush on a blend of 2 large worth of Oxycotin and quaaludes, YEAH. Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

I'm outta here.

[bookman]

37. Some days...

..you gotta dance

--- Dixie Chicks

[knowbody0]

38. im dancing as fast as i can

[iconoclastNYC]

42. I'm doing the macarena n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

45. Bristol Stomp Time!!

:kick:

[Ilsa]

46. Maybe Dennis can join the Army now since he doesn't have

anything better to do and he is so pro-war. I'm sure they'd love to send him to Iraq to win some hearts and minds.

[Walt Starr]

48. I'm hoping Bill Maher takes note of this

He's been eying the road Miller took, but there's still time to keep from going down that road.

[Jara sang]

49. Fuck you Miller!

Your show is dead, I think it is in the early stages of livor mortis as we speak. How's that for an obscure reference ya fuck?

[Bunny]

50. I'm doing the Chicken Dance.

Oh Dennis yaps
And flaps his gums
And kisses butt
Clap clap clap clap..

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[ewagner]

51. Joining in the dancing

and celebrating..........

[mopaul]

52. y'put yer right foot in y' put yer right foot out, y' put yer right foot i

and ya shake it all about, y' do the hokey jokey and the network throws you out, that's what it's all a bout

[redqueen]

53. Maybe he'll stop licking bushista boots, then.

It would be great if he started using his brain again and doing routines skewering all that is wrong with this nightmare of an administration. All his neocon fake republican fans would scream bloody murder, but that would only make for a good amount of free advertising.

One can hope. :)

[newportdadde]

55. Heh.. bye Dennis

[jeffrey_X]

57. kick

[jor_mama]

58. Who cares?

I couldn't care less, really. I mean, great that he's gone, but was he really a threat? Perhaps he and M. Savage can commiserate now.

[Robbien]

60. I would rather his show stayed on the air because no one watched it

No one paid it one bit of attention. They will probably replace him with another right winger who may pick up an audience.

[Gold Metal Flake]

61. Dance!

[kliljedahl]

63. Double Dance

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[AntiCoup2K4]

64. Dancing hamsters, dancing penguins, dancing beagles.......

.....pissing monkeys.

[grumpy old fart]

65. Time to sign up and go kill some "rag heads", eh Dennis?

Let's see if the ignorant, bellicose blowhard will now have the stones to go back up the bad boy rhetoric....HA!

[MsTryska]

66. Tippity Tap Tap Tap

ball change....and big finish...

Boogie Woogie - jazz hands! - jazz hands!

[retread]

67. One question! Why did it take so f**king long??? n/t

[PurityOfEssence]

68. Elitism and common-man bigotry don't mix, idiot.

It's fun for the haters of the world to sneer at others, but they don't want some dick to do it for them with words they don't understand. His need to be the smartest dick on the block is his own downfall, and it's his own fault: realy manipulators on the right know that they have to do it as faux-commoners.